"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She asked me for a fault of mine...

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Id been teasing her about being deformed, silly and adorable, coz she mentioned she had slight wonky ears and she asked me to share a fault of mine with her....

I said "Im perfect, apart from my high expectations in bed because im a very selfish lover and i get intrigued by deformed silly adorable hot girls"

What would you of said?

She just said to me "Ah well both of those could be your downfall as you wont find my girls who enjoying giving rather than recieving and deformed silly adorable hot girls are quite rare also"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well, the answer you are looking for is.


Yup. That's it. That is the way you should have handled it. Now since I helped you with advice you gotta help me with advice.

Okay, so I'm kind of hungry. What do you guys think I should have as a snack right now? Cheetos? A healthy apple? Some pie?

PLEAAASEEE!!! OH PLEASE HELP ME!! I cannot make decisions by MYSelf!! What should I do? What ever will I do? I need input guys!
 
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this is a trivial thread. Mods, please remove.
 
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Sooooo..... you guys havent answered my question. Should I eat the pie? Or just look at it?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I have the male version of one breast bigger than the other. <smile>

Something non-sense'ical with a little flirt always works.
 
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