"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She ask you out?

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Eugene123

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Hey guys, recently have had some girls ask me out... Is this some kinda test or something? Should I go with it? Or not?

Thanks

-Eugene
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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AKA FLEX

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Go with it if they're hot. I can't imagine what motive they would have except being interested in you.
 
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Telos

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Man. Oh man. I've only ever seen this once before.

I want you to read this message carefully and hastily as they could be watching you. Your life may be in danger.

You have encountered what is considered to be the most debilitating, treacherous, and deadly sh*t test that a female operative could ever possibly invoke. The only time I've ever personally encountered something as deadly as this was while I was undercover in Tel Aviv as a right hand servant to a Brazilian drug lord. For your sake, I cannot stress how important it is that you pass this with flying colors. To all of the others reading this transmission, be very glad you are not treading such deadly waters as this forsaken chap here.

I must be brief as this line is not safe. By even communicating to you I am compromising my own safety and possibly the safety of countless other operatives. The most important advice you can take from this is to remain in control and collected. Stay ever vigilant. Trust absolutely nobody. At the first sign of peril, I suggest you dive out the nearest window and take cover immediately; for your life may be in jeopardy.

If you need more information, a dark-haired middle European woman wearing a black armband will meet you at the bus stop nearest your current location. She will respond ONLY to the code phrase "I am a hopeless AFC."

Remember: Never look back. They are watching your every move.

This message will self destruct in 20 seconds.
 
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drtk

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Telos said:
Man. Oh man. I've only ever seen this once before.

I want you to read this message carefully and hastily as they could be watching you, and your life very well may be in danger.

You have encountered what is considered to be the most debilitating, treacherous, and deadly sh*t test that a female operative could ever possibly invoke. The only time I've ever personally encountered something as deadly as this was while I was undercover in Tel Aviv. For your sake, I cannot stress how important it is that you pass this with flying colors. To all of the others reading this transmission, be very glad you are not treading such deadly waters as this forsaken chap here.

I must be brief as this line is not safe. By even communicating to you I am compromising my own safety and possibly the safety of countless other operatives. The most important advice I can give you is to stay in control and remain collected. Stay ever vigilant. Trust absolutely nobody. At the first sign of peril, I suggest you dive out the nearest window and take cover immediately; for your life may be in danger.

If you need more information, a dark-haired middle European woman wearing a black armband will meet you at the bus stop nearest your current location. She will respond ONLY to the code word "I am an a hopeless AFC."

Remember: Never look back. They are watching your every move.

This message will self destruct in 20 seconds.
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Epic post. Anyway, go out with them, depends on how many you have asking you out. Pick only the top plates.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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it happened to me...i first said i was busy..then next day i said i was free and i went.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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n00bPimp said:
WHAT?
Is my brain fooling me or is this really your question?
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Alright, I thought it was just me wondering this. I guess the next question would be whether or not he should... eh.... why bother.... :rolleyes:
 
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antidonjuan

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Telos said:
Man. Oh man. I've only ever seen this once before.

I want you to read this message carefully and hastily as they could be watching you. Your life may be in danger.

You have encountered what is considered to be the most debilitating, treacherous, and deadly sh*t test that a female operative could ever possibly invoke. The only time I've ever personally encountered something as deadly as this was while I was undercover in Tel Aviv as a right hand servant to a Brazilian drug lord. For your sake, I cannot stress how important it is that you pass this with flying colors. To all of the others reading this transmission, be very glad you are not treading such deadly waters as this forsaken chap here.

I must be brief as this line is not safe. By even communicating to you I am compromising my own safety and possibly the safety of countless other operatives. The most important advice you can take from this is to remain in control and collected. Stay ever vigilant. Trust absolutely nobody. At the first sign of peril, I suggest you dive out the nearest window and take cover immediately; for your life may be in jeopardy.

If you need more information, a dark-haired middle European woman wearing a black armband will meet you at the bus stop nearest your current location. She will respond ONLY to the code phrase "I am a hopeless AFC."

Remember: Never look back. They are watching your every move.

This message will self destruct in 20 seconds.
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you actually got me to think hard about what you said... geez when i read that i was in a world of confusion...
 
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Smack

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Eugene123 said:
Hey guys, recently have had some girls ask me out... Is this some kinda test or something? Should I go with it? Or not?

Thanks

-Eugene
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Look. SoSuave isn't here to take you by the hand through the roller-coaster that is/will be your love life. It's here to give you tips, hints, help you unplug, but it wont hold your hand. You've got to bloody well do things for yourself. Use your own head. Common sense. Your gut feeling. Just feckin' go out with her!
 
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mpimpin

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If you want to go out with her do so. I've been in two LTR's in which the girl first asked me out. One I blew off the first time, and later asked her out. The other one just left the time and place in my hands. Have some control
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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vonbock

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be careful too, I had been asked out. Then there were 5 of her friends there. Don't get your hope up until you see what is really going on.
 
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ARrocket

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Smack said:
Look. SoSuave isn't here to take you by the hand through the roller-coaster that is/will be your love life. It's here to give you tips, hints, help you unplug, but it wont hold your hand. You've got to bloody well do things for yourself. Use your own head. Common sense. Your gut feeling. Just feckin' go out with her!
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HAHAHA I'll never get tired of saying this: You've been Smacked! :crackup:
 
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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Im suprised nobody said this yet....

It is not a test. When a girl asks you out. That means her interest level in you is high.
 
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