"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shb = Boring!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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toddC

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this isn't always the case however i've come to notice that abotu 50% of the time if the girl is REALLY REALLY hot than she either has no personality or just is VERY VERY dumb which is boring
 

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The really good looking girls never had to develop true personalities. It’s much easier for them to just go through life riding on their looks and acting like airheads. I befriended this one very fine looking babe a while ago to find out her true personality and beneath her looks she was just a self-absorbed ***** who had less reasoning skills then your average toaster. The real find is when you find a HB who looks as good on the inside as she does on the outside
 

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Originally posted by AB500
The really good looking girls never had to develop true personalities. It’s much easier for them to just go through life riding on their looks and acting like airheads. I befriended this one very fine looking babe a while ago to find out her true personality and beneath her looks she was just a self-absorbed ***** who had less reasoning skills then your average toaster. The real find is when you find a HB who looks as good on the inside as she does on the outside
Standing Ovation!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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