"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Shaving????????????????????????

AverageJoe5

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Below my chin and on my throat are little red dots. It looks like acne, but it's not that. It appears strongly after I'm shaving. One of my friends says it may because I shave to close to the skin. I was just wondering if anyone knew what it was and how to get rid of it. I would really appreciate any input. Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I always had shaving spots with a razor, so I just use an electric shaver and no have more problems.
 

Shiftkey

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Originally posted by Monkey
I always had shaving spots with a razor, so I just use an electric shaver and no have more problems.
I second that. But if you're going to get an electric, buy a GOOD one. Something at least over $50. Then stick to it for at least a couple of weeks before you think it's not close enough, because it gets better.
 
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