"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Some of you may have read this, but these are good insights of the crazies that is women

http://www.returnofkings.com/78898/9-secrets-about-female-nature-told-by-a-hot-girl-dying-of-cancer

We are one ****ed up species. Our women are crazy bitches who deny everything, and we men are horny dogs.

I have a tiny shred of hope that this behavior is the by-product of modern civilization, not how it was then. I would find it surprising that early human civilizations survived with this kind of behavior.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Its the product of a super spoiled princesses. The royalty of kingdoms past acted like this too, it happens when people become too comfortable and complacent. Its a common attitude of spoiled children. The men in America are no different, they whine, cry and stamp their feet if they need to go outside the bubble to obtain anything worthwhile.

I don't understand how RooshV can spend his entire time writing about banging girls in other countries and then go home and start trying to pick up local broads that he hated so much. Why? Who cares about American women anyway: only stupid men. You have to either do some work to meet a quality woman who has been offset by poverty, disease and death or settle for the piss poor excuses that call themselves girls, in the 1st world. They simply won't be exposed to the realities of the 3rd world in middle America. Its inevitable, all spoiled societies eventually collapse and re-make themselves. There hasn't been a single empire in the last 1000 years that has withstood the spoiling. It only takes one or two spoiled generations to ruin everything.
 
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samspade said:
This column is a hoax/satire. A hot girl dying of cancer reveals secrets on her deathbed? Girls are so desperate for sex they'll fukk dogs? Come on guys. ROK is a clickbait site.
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Exactly what I thought while reading this article.
 
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lol interesting article. Now I'm gonna be looking under every girls dog to see if there is some truth to this.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If my history is right, there was an English Queen who got crushed having sex with a Donkey..... So it's entirely possible.

And I've told women I'm allergic to their dog, so if it got serious, the dog isn't coming in my house. NEVER had one date me after that. Even though I hear them whining about being lonely..... Maybe the German Shepherd was better hung than I am.....
 
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Most of the guys here already know the essence of this, no need to read more and more cynical negative crap.
 
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At least a Donkey won't take half your stuff. Who needs sex robots? These guys get more A$$ then everyone on this forum put together.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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