"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shaquille O'Neal has become an AFC

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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IsiMan84

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Sounds like some of that "he said she said" drama to me. Except he hasn't said anything yet. For all you know she's probably trying to revive her "recording career." Expect a new album out next week! Haha.
 

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Wrong forum buddy.This doesnt help anyone with discussion about picking up girls.Should be in off-topic man youve been here long enough to know dont clutter up the forum like that
 

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If you know anything about shaq you know his game has been leaked out.

his babymama who he was trying to take back was just a jump off(FB)that he decided to keep.:down:

he used to pay Superhead's bills so he could hit it.:down:

now this ****? money don't make the man eh?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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IsiMan84

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I don't know what is so special about Superhead but she's got quite the track record of celebrities in her file. A bunch of rappers, comedians, and Bill Maher. Yikes.
 

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If you can read, I can assume you also know how to look at the date of the first post.

This thread: 08-23-2008, 02:03 PM
That thread: 08-26-2008, 04:31 PM

3 days, 2 hours, 28 minutes. FTW.
 

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I guess nobody's immune. Shaq could walk into any nightclub in the country and walk out with a "10" on each arm and he does some shyte like this. Unreal.
 

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Shows one more time that AFC's come in all different shapes and sizes, fame and size of your bank account.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yep, because AFC is nothing but a mentality. Half the guys on here say stuff like "I have a nice house, nice car, look good, dress nice, etc. but get no girls" and wonder how that's possible. Well here's a Grade A example.
 
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