"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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*Showing teeth when smiling* - This one is fvcking bullsh!t, it depends on the fvcking face, it's hilarious when seeing people show their teeth when taking pictures. Asshats.

*Hitting on her or she will lose interest* AKA *Strike while the iron is hot*- Thanks to these motherfvckers, we have guys who behave like desperate asshats, otherwise, she will "lose" interest. Those fvckers who give this sh!tty advice surely know sh!t about attraction. Chicks only lose interest in those who behave like f@ggots letting those b!tches know that they scare sh!tless to approach. The point is to let the b!tch wonders whether you like her or not, then when the situation is right, you act on it, in your own term.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Treat them like a princess and they'll make you their King.

Stupid Disney Movies - they must have meant slave.



And you don't smile with your teeth?? I do both. :D :)
 
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Let me just ask my mom... Give me a second.........................................................

Mom : "You should of bought Jo (my ex) an engagement ring. She'd still be with you if you did".

Me: "OK mom, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the great advice."

Mom:" You're welcome son. When ever you need advice on girls you know where I am."

Me: :crackup:

There you go....
 
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Strike/escalate when attraction is high, yes. Strike when you hug close after a movie date, no.
 
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