Sh!t Tests

[SeymourCake]

So what exactly are sh!t tests done by women? Are they done consciously or is it something they do subconsciously? Do they test you to see if you're willing to oblige to their orders?

I was at a hotel party two nights ago, and this girl sh!t tested me three times. I failed two, but I guess I passed one. It didn't bother me though because her and my friend was classmates and they were sort of seeing each other.

 

[VladPatton]

It doesn't matter how and why they do it, but when they do, just let it roll off your back. Agree and amplify, or ignore and defuse. It's amazing; if a guy were to neg-hit a chick for kicks, 3 white knights would come to the rescue and you'd be called a fag for doin it.

 

[GotED?]

Be ready to walk away if she's trying to put you in her frame or play hot & cold.

You must have the ABUNDANCE mindset - there are endless beautiful women out there.

NEXT if she phucks with you.

Be well.

Exodus

 

[SeymourCake]

Can you all give me an example of sh!t tests?

 

[Dgwizdal]

"Do you think she's prettier than me?"

AFC: No baby of course not, you're the apple of my eye.

DJ: Hard to tell in this light


"Does this make my @ss look fat?"

AFC: No baby of course not, you're the apple of my eye.

DJ: Can't tell unless you shake it for me


"How many other girls are you sleeping with?"

AFC: uhhhhh...? none?

DJ: "All of them"


"Doug got Katie a gorgeous diamond ring, where's mine?"

AFC: Soon baby, you're the apple of my eye.

DJ: Play your cards right and maybe you'll get something better...

DJ: Diamond Ring? That bag of skittles I bought you cost an arm and a leg!


"You're an a$$hole!"

AFC: No im not im sorrrrrrryyyyyyyy

DJ: That's Mr. A$$hole to you.


"I don't like your shirt"

AFC: Ok ill change...

DJ: I didn't buy it for you...

 

[Formerlyrossitheking]

Be ready to walk away if she's trying to put you in her frame or play hot & cold.

You must have the ABUNDANCE mindset - there are endless beautiful women out there.

NEXT if she phucks with you.

Be well.

Exodus

 

[Turuwal]

Here is my take on sh!t tests, reverse engineered from a complete and utter b!tch with the attitude of a HB11.

• The gateway to the natural world (i.e. sex) is hidden in plain sight between the words and actions of sh*t tests and their actual meanings.
• Sh*t tests are based on taking small pieces of information that you have given and using them to check for holes in your confidence.
• The more solid your confidence, the bigger the sh*t test will be.
• When fully merged into the natural world (i.e. the only thing you will EVER provide is sex), sh*t test meanings are the exact opposite of their words or actions.
• The classic example from field reports of hundreds of DJs is "I'm not having sex with you".

In a more concise form:

If you appear to be confident, an attractive girl will use sh!t tests to make sure that confidence is real. You should treat a sh!t test as a lie and ignore or deflect as appropriate.

See posts #18 and #19 in the thread at http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=211923 for how I reached the conclusion I did and how I applied it in the field to fvck some hottie the next day.

 

[Turuwal]

Real world example from a tinder date last night. I continually escalated on this girl and each time she realised just how far I had gotten she said something like "you're making me nervous" or "I'm not as easy as those Colombian girls". Every time I simply agreed, smiled, told her to keep talking about whatever she was talking about, then continued escalating. It completely bypassed her defences.

Unfortunately I failed in sexing her (not easy when you've known a girl for less than 3 hours, have no social proof, and can't wait for date 2 due to flights) but I kept escalating hard right up to the very end goddammit!