"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sh!t test today

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So I've seen this girl once and we had dry sex. After, I tell her to go on the pill and she says she'll go fix it in the week. This saturday she asked if I wanted to come over, I saw that on sunday and basically asked her how many days are left until the pill kicks in cause of "what happened last time ;)". She says she hasn't gone on it because of being busy with school and family. So I just say "all right" and here comes the **** test: "so you don't wanna meet until I've fixed it?"

I haven't even opened the message yet because I don't need this crap from a girl I just want casual sex with and if she's gonna be like this I just don't care. But what would you respond with?
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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My response would be: "When did I say that?"

I find that the best response to sh!t tests are questions. If the sh!t test is a question.. then I respond with another question.

Example 1:

HER: Where is this relationship going?
ME: Where do you want it to go?

Example 2:

HER: I can't see you getting into a physical fight
ME: Why is that?

Example 3:

HER: So that's your routine with women?
ME: What routine?

Example 4:

HER: You're not going to pay for me?
ME: Do you expect me to?

Example 5:

HER: So are you a player or something?
ME: Why do you ask?
 

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Thanks Poon, but... that sounds like it would give her a green light to see me for something other than sex!
 

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Don't they sell condoms where you live?

STDs can be worse than having a kid, even better if you avoid both.

Go buy a condom and fcuk the beach already.
I'd rather not fvck and just save the time than use a condom.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i'd say: "that depends, how do you feel about being a single mother? lmao."
 

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That's not a shiiit test.
 

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Answer "sure I will". Hang out with her just a little until she gets the pills, don't make her feel like a cvm dumpster.

Usually the pills take 7 days to kick in btw.
 

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Tell her yes. It is important she gets on the pill because of the risk of a pregnancy.

If she says "So you only see me as sex" or something along those lines.

Tell her "No but you are both adults and one thing can lead to the other while hanging out so it is important she gets on the pill."

Even if she refuses to go on the pill, her respect for you will go up for having standards and being one of the few men that turned her down.
 

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Thanks Poon, but... that sounds like it would give her a green light to see me for something other than sex!
Who cares what she sees you as? What matters it that you get what you want from her.

Its impossible to keep pounding a woman without her wanting more. No woman is content to be a sex toy. I've tried the 100% honesty thing and recently had a woman go nuts. It doesn't matter what you tell them. They want what they want. So just make sure you get what you want.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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