"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sh*t test or just plain weird ?

Bingo-Player

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trying to arrange a meet with a chick I've been texting and she comes out with this......

me: so how about sunday you come down to meet me and we' will go too..... (well known cafe) for a real good cup of coffee ?

her: well i would but i had a dream last night that we met and you were a dwarf !!!! xx

I'm just shy of 6ft lmao :eek: :rolleyes:

either I'm not getting this chicks sense of humour or thats the strangest blow off i have ever heard in my life

im not entirely sure wether to compliment her on her imagination or too just delete her number lmao

also if anyones got any ideas on how to have some fun and mess with this chick please shoot
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination ;)"

"Funny, I had a dream you were Snow White"
 

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LOL. Seriously though, force her to make a decision. Such as:

"Haha....so, are you coming or not?"

If she says no, ignore her and move on. Let her hampster start spinning.
 

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I'm pretty confident she had already made her decision by sending such a ridiculous response to a serious question

from here on in its just showing her the potential she missed ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Her: Well i would but i had a dream last night that we met and you were a dwarf !!!!
You: Understandable. It's online dating, so I half-expect you to be Jabba the Hutt myself...but you have to take your chances (and have a solid escape plan!)
 

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You always have to be in that light, joking mindset when attracting a girl in the initial stages. Humor and wit are your best friends. Get dirty at will. Never be serious.

Her: Well i would but i had a dream last night that we met and you were a dwarf !!!!

You: Really? Were my huge dıck and nuts dragging on the floor???
 
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