Sh!t test. Is this one and did I pass it?

[foxtrot191]

I work at gap a couple of days a week afterschool. This girl got hired about two months ago who I think is hot and I talk to her sometimes. A co-worker of mine who I am cool with, Dan, thinks she's hot and they talk sometimes also.

The first manager I worked for left the other day and so we had a party. Dan did not come for whatever reason, but the cute girl came over to talk to me and we chatted for a while about a bunch of random stuff. I mentioned that I was dissapointed Dan did not come seeing as our manager was leaving. After I said that, she for whatever reason said that Dan was cute, but had a funny spanish accent.

This was uncharacteristic of her and out of left field so it threw me back. I didn't really know how to answer so I just started laughing and said I bet he'd be glad to hear that. She didn't say anything after but I then changed the subject as if nothing happened and then we just talked a little bit more about random stuff.

I'm not sure if I handled it correctly. Any pointers would be appreciated on how I should have handled it.

 

[HolyG]

Yeah you totally handled that incorrectly!

You should have ninja-kicked her in the face, that'd teach her!

 

[sexy_kuta]

rofl @ holy,

you played it right, it wasnt a **** test, you're over thinking way to much.

you did the right think though and that was pretend u didnt hear it.

 

[foxtrot191]

WELL, I have read somewhere on the board when girls ask stuff like that they are testing you/it's a **** test. I was surprised by what she said so I assumed it must have been.

 

[Technical1]

WELL, I have read somewhere on the board when girls ask stuff like that they are testing you/it's a **** test. I was surprised by what she said so I assumed it must have been.

No, no, no. Here is an example of a **** test:

1) I take a girl on a date, later we are on my balcony, looking at the traffic below. (I live on the 24th floor of a huge building). I massage her back for 2 minutes, but I dont play the cards right, and she says she has to go after letting me massage her for a while. I definately messed up in some other ways on that date.

2) She emails me and says, "I have to ask you something before we arrange our next meeting. Your hands were wandering places last night. Does this mean anything?"

Reality check:
OF COURSE SHE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE SHE KNOWS! THERE IS NO DOUBT IN THE WORLD THAT SHE COULD NOT KNOW WHAT I MEANT BY THAT!!! HELLEN KELLER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE IDEA.

I took the AFC route and say: "Yes, I massaged you because I like you. I'm attracted to you. Of course I want to massage you." She knew this anyway, she was giving me the sh!t test.

The next email said that we could only be friends. I replied: "Let's cut contact." NEXT!

That is a sh!t test, and I haven't read anything about them, but the best way is to NOT ANSWER SERIOUSLY AND HONESTLY. As long as you do not answer seriously and honestly you have won. Remember, she already knows the real answer, she is playing a game.