"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sexually Incompatible

1-800-HellNo

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Anyone ever been with a girl that you can't seem to have good sex with?

I haven't really had many problems getting girls to ***, even if they weren't great in bed. Two nights ago I was with this girl and no matter what I did the sex was just bad.
First of all, she was not into rough sex, even slightly, and that is something I haven't had to deal with before. Also she could only do two positions because she said the other ones hurt too much. I tried to hit it doggy and she said it felt like I was kicking her in the cervix even though i had barely even put it in. She was pretty short, but it still seems abnormal.

So it was either her riding me, or missionary style.
I can get girls off just by eating them out, but it had no effect on her.
And no matter what I was doing during sex she wasn't into it. When she would start reacting, i'd speed up and go harder but she would tell me it was too hard. It kind of felt like having a Ferrari and being stuck behind a Prius.

We had sex twice that night, and the second time it was so boring I just wanted to fall asleep. She even told me it seemed like i was bored in the middle. And I was.

And then after she told me I was better than her boyfriend.
WTF
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ludis

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Your gut will always warn you about this.

Pay attention.

Trust your instincts.
 

Zarky

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Probably half the women I get with are pretty bad in bed. Most women don't understand how to stroke man-meat. They seem to grab it, put it in a death grip, and just move it back and forth. Those are pump and dump girls unless they're pretty and fun enough that I want to teach them better.

The girl who gave the best hand jobs was a 21 year old catholic virgin I met in college. She wouldn't put out but gave absolutely the best hand jobs I've ever had. Still memorable to this day.
 
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