"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sexpo

Black_Italian

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Theres a Sexpo (a big show were they show people all sex toys ect) comign up in my area what do you guys think about pickign up at a sexpo?

Think about it all single women going to buy vibrators instead they walk away with ME :cool: im thinking its a good idea. What do you guys think?.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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stay out of the "freaks" section (unless you like getting treated like a dog)
 

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Like that whole Dominatrix thing. Thats the opposite to Djism being controled by a woman.

Anyway has anyone ever been to one of these things?
 

I'm Joe Dirt

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Sounds like most girls there will be hors. Most decent girls who use toys or have an interest in toys go to great lenghts to conceal their possesion of such toys and wouldn't be caught dead at such an expo...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i have a feeling it's gona be ALL men and porn stars. Maybe one out of 20 people there will be female.
 

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Umm, what planet are you guys living on? Girls form the majority of visitors to every Sexpo. I think it's something like at least 60% of the visitors are females. And they come from all walks of life. They're usually so sexually repressed that something likea Sexpo is incredibly exciting for them to all go as a group of friends, giggling and dreaming of all the sexual stimulus.

But as to Black_Italians idea about picking up there: it wouldn't work. Not because the girls would be sluts or whatever, but because they will all have the prejudice that any guy at a Sexpo must be a completel loser porn addict. In the mind of a woman, porno is gross and disgusting, but vibrators the size of anacondas are liberating and fun.

So the chicks there would be just like any chick you'd meet anywhere, but they will automatically form a negative opinion of any guy that tries to hit on them there. ESPECIALLY if he is there alone. If you wanna go, go with some guy friends and maybe some female friends as well.
 

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I went to a sexpo last year. it sucked ass. Just overpriced porno, sex toys, and there was like an amatuer strip show which was horrible because only 2 fat chicks went up.
 
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