"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sex With the Disabled

dirtyvibe

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Scenario 1:

1) A chick is incredibly hot, like 9/10 but has a mental disease like autism or a really low IQ like 80 or something. Just retarted basically. Would you bang her?

2) A chick is really hot but is physically disabled. Like 9/10 but had to get a leg amputated or something. Would you hit it?

edit: yes this is what sosuave has come to
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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1) 'retarted'???

I guess what you are asking is, is it ok to bang someone with similar IQ levels?



2) As for an amputee, they are people and should be treated in the same way as any other human.
 

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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
Scenario 1:

1) A chick is incredibly hot, like 9/10 but has a mental disease like autism or a really low IQ like 80 or something. Just retarted basically. Would you bang her?

2) A chick is really hot but is physically disabled. Like 9/10 but had to get a leg amputated or something. Would you hit it?


WTF? I can't picture a girl hot in either of those situations.
 

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just for the record...80 IQ is considered normal...the standard for what is normal is between 75-115...
 

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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
edit: yes this is what sosuave has come to
Your self depreciation says it all mate.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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not fvcking funny.
better hope we don't meet in a dark alley assh*le.
 

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this reminds me of this girl i used to see around on campus. if you saw her sitting down, you'd rate her an eight. but when she walked, you'd see that she was unfortunately disabled. i personally would not have had sex with her despite her beauty. they say body language is a biggie and i guess this is true for some guys too because i disqualified her based on body language. i don't mean to sound harsh, but i'm sure there are many guys out there who wouldn't mind
 

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I'll treat this like it's serious.

1) I personally wouldn't date the mentally handicapped. I enjoy interesting conversation too much.

2) I knew a girl in a wheelchair who was attracted to me. Her legs were paralyzed. Honestly, she wasn't that bad looking. However, I didn't date her because she smelled like pee.
 

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Originally posted by Bile
just for the record...80 IQ is considered normal...the standard for what is normal is between 75-115...
75 normal?? You're way off here dude.

100 is average. 75 is retarded..
 

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Originally posted by Bile
just for the record...80 IQ is considered normal...the standard for what is normal is between 75-115...
considering normal people at 100 are pretty dumb, 75 isnt very smart..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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to answer 1 and 2

find a thread on rating girls...

girls without legs can't run with you when you are outside playing pranks on people... girls who are retarted can't hold a conversation past the opening.

So the HB had better have some pretty damned good back-up skillz.

Me I HAVE ****ed these kind of girls, but they are the kind you wouldn't tell the man in the confession booth you ****ed in while you were drunk. But I was drunk, and I've had some pretty wild emotional nights ;)

disabled HB's score higher on my list because they can provide something to the relationship and not JUST her body.
 

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On the other hand, I wouldn't go out with a 200 IQ chick, because instead of going on dates, we'd have to discuss the theoritical analysis of dating or something.
 

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:crackup: I would love to meet the guy who actually posted this

What kind of questions are these. DO NOT BANG A RETARDED GIRL UNLESS YOU YOURSELF ARE RETARDED and secondly if she is handicapped you shouldn't treat her any differently... unless of course she smells like pee :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I wouldn't get involved other than through community service with mentally challenged girls, but as for the amputation, have U all seen Bethany Hamilton, the surfer girl who got her arm bitten off by a shark? Maybe it is just me, but she is still pretty hot. I don't think anything is wron with amputees. Hamilton still wins sufring competitions, and anyways she is a better surfer then most of you all!:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
Scenario 1:

1) A chick is incredibly hot, like 9/10 but has a mental disease like autism or a really low IQ like 80 or something. Just retarted basically. Would you bang her?

2) A chick is really hot but is physically disabled. Like 9/10 but had to get a leg amputated or something. Would you hit it?

edit: yes this is what sosuave has come to
1) no different from banging a passed-out drunk chick. id hit it.

2) sure.
 

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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
Scenario 1:

1) A chick is incredibly hot, like 9/10 but has a mental disease like autism or a really low IQ like 80 or something. Just retarted basically. Would you bang her?

2) A chick is really hot but is physically disabled. Like 9/10 but had to get a leg amputated or something. Would you hit it?

edit: yes this is what sosuave has come to

You're obviously a moron. If you are autistic, you're genitals are not fully developed, you're sterile, and most likely unable to have sex. Your physical attributes as an austistic make u look like a 'retard' as you have either DNA from chromosome 21 missing, or chromosome 21 is missing completely. I can't remember. Point is, there's no such thing as a hot autistic. So no, none of us would bang her. Unless u thing retards are hot. LMAO, then you have some problems.

2) Being 'really hot' means being physically attractive. Obviously those people who are disgusted with a leg amputation won't think she is 'really hot' b/c she won't be pysically attracted. So both of your questions are ridiculous.
 

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I guess theres a bit of desperation to this post. I'm sure if you start reading the bible and make positive gains to your personality and conversation skills, you'd find that your social abilities will increase and your standards will soar. You won't need to stoop this low. Leave them chicks to the perverts, dirty old men and loonie bin guards.

quote: edit: yes this is what sosuave has come to

No it doesn't. take a break from sosuave and try harder..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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