"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The above might be true for some men, but I go to a SC to see titties (I try not to talk to the dancers much, not like they have anything interesting to say anyway) and might hire a girl to get my junk worked on, not for any 'connection' :p

All this talk of desire and connections, sounds a bit, well, girly :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Personally i would never do a prostitute...that's just me. And if i was married i'd sarge the secretary or some other girls one way or the other. I don't know for the rest of you fellas....but paying for sex for me is disgusting...finding a woman the natural way is so much more rewarding...no guilt later on
 
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Well, you dont have to have sex with a prostitute/escort to feel connected or get off on her. I'd put one between her breasts or something else, that way, you cant contract STD's.

I'm thinking of kissing an escort/hooker on her lips since I've never kissed a girl before, and fondling one, since I've never done that before either, but am worried about kissing disease. Probably will have to spray disinfectant on my lips, give her a quick lip kiss, put disinfectant back on, and pay her the money and get out of there, and say, hay, I'm a man now, I kissed a woman.

No, but seriously, you can do lots of outercourse stuff, like sniff her like a dog, *** streak her while she is in doggie-style position, spank her for being a bad girl, put your nose in her *****, play with her ****, I mean you cant get diseases like that, can you? Oh yeah, you can also talk to her, and talk about politics or something, whatever.
 

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LS: Ohh, you're so hot...*kiss*
Hooker: Mmmhmm, yeahhh
LS: Hold up a sec *pssttt*, yeah...I want to kiss you all over..
Hooker: Ohh...ohhhhh...
LS *kiss...psst, kiss, psst...lick...*takes top off bottle and slings back some, spits it on her stomach*, kiss, kiss kiss...psst*

*Hooker biatch-slap*
:crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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If I could find clean, attractive girls in my price range, I'd be all over that.

But it's only because I'm lazy. Go talk to girls. There are a lot of common sluts out there who are probably cleaner (or more likely to be clean) than professionals.

If you put some effort into it, women would pay YOU for sex. I know several people who have done this...many of them even more-or-less "AFC". I've never recevied money, but I've had girls make me food, treat on dates, bring pizza and beer and crap...

You don't get anything for nothing. Get out there and talk to women. :)
 

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rocco said:
how possible is it to contract std, if a guy were to have sex (wearing condom) with prostitute once a month on a regular basis?
Facts and figures are completely meaningless in this capacity. Either you get an STD or you don't. There is no way to accurately determine the probability of your contracting a disease based on what the profession of the woman you sleep with is. In short, if the girl has a disease, and the condom breaks, you're screwed. If she doesn't have one, and it breaks, you're okay. If she doesn't have a disease and the condom breaks, you're okay. If she does have a disease and the condom doesn't break, you're okay. If she doesn't have a disease and the condom doesn't break, you're okay. If she's a waitress and she has a disease, and your condom breaks, you're screwed. If she's a stripper and doesn't have a disease, and the condom breaks, you're still okay.

Since this question is rather pointless and has no accurate answer; closed.
 
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