"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=118400

So the other day, yes, after 4 months of being seperated, my heart crushed, healed, and being an ass, getting my life together, she invites me over at 1am, tells me to park my car...

My confusion is that i dont want this to get control over me. She still has her other BF, says to me that I can satisfy her the way he can't. Saying i was always good at that, and he isn't so.

She says though not in the exact words, she misses me, still loves me, asks why we broke up (her fault, she broke up with me), apoligizes for **** she said and did. Says she thinks of me all the time, so i asked her 'If things are so good with your new BF, and you think about me all the time...then you are you lying too...me, him or yourself?' She replied 'I guess me, cuz i want what i can't have' - Im assuming referring to me.

Thing is, in my head, if she was really real about this, would she not just break things off with this other guy and ask for another chance? She says the song 'Goodbye My Lover' by James Blunt reminds her of me.

I think she just wants the best of both worlds. I told myself i wouldnt let this get emotionally attached to her, but it's in the back of my head. I am also seeing someone, not dating, her man is a trucker who is gone 3 weeks out of the month. She says 'Get your own place so we can have sex all the time'

WTF? I am aware of the games girls play, i am playing games myself right now, and love it, so I wonder if any of this could be genuine or if it is just to get me back to where she wants me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pakwah said:
WTF? I am aware of the games girls play
She is not a girl!! She is a hor!! This hor is controlling you like the wind controls a feather!!!!!! Everything should be on your terms and not hers!!! Pimps set all terms - hors follow!!

Don't give her the satisfaction of "breaking up" with you then you responding to her every beck and call - you'll look like her fool!!!
 

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I second what Dr P is saying.

You two are engaged in the waltz...and she's taking the lead. You still got yourself put out waay too much. Why don't you just move on?

If you aren't emotionally attached couldn't you easily just find any ole lay? Your feelings just itching to come out or what?
 

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that b1tch aint ****! dont listen to that b1tch ass hoe. when she come up to u wit that sh1t jus say "B1TCH!!! YO ASS DONT GET NO SECOND CHANCES!! IMA PIMP NOT A WIMP!!! Then give her a pimphand combo of about 5 hands.
 

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If you can emotionally disconnect from her, then make her your F buddy, just call her over for booty calls at 1 AM when you're feeling horny. Never take her out.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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She's the mother of your kid. You were in love with her once. You felt the sting for months. She was ready to let go a long time ago and you wern't.

You don't feel emotionally connected?

You're a liar. Don't have sex with her. There's more vagina out there with less stress.
 
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She's the mother of your kid. You were in love with her once. You felt the sting for months. She was ready to let go a long time ago and you wern't.

You don't feel emotionally connected?

You're a liar. Don't have sex with her. There's more vagina out there with less stress.
Oh no, he has a hor's baby???? You have to deal with this hor forever????? Just kill yourself now and end your misery!!!!!!
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What do you want out of her?

If you want the occasional booty call, keep goin on with your life, hold your head up and call all the shots, don't let her use you as an emotional tampon, don't cave into her demands "Why dont you get a place so we can have sex all day?"...:crazy: she is a nutter, if it was me, i'd just stop returning her calls and move on.

If you wanna get back together...Um...no, not good, won't work, it's finished, don't be a victim of low self esteem, but hey there are more than 3 billion other women out there, theres always another right around the corner.

And for god's sake LastManStanding say something positive to the people that need a little help! The world is not ending, not all "*****es are hoes" and for god's sake your 44, your supposed to be more mature than most of the people on this forum combined, were supposed to look up to you and all you tell us is this crappy advice, cause we can't use it, so technically its not advice it's slander that should be banned from the forum. While I do appreciate your participation and critisism, could it at least be constructive?
 

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My guess was if it is occasional and under my terms, i am still an ass....before we did it she said 'do you still hate me...cuz i dont sleep with people that hate me' I replied...yeah well how about peoples first names??

I have been distant from her, i will call the shots.
 

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why are you still hanging out with her...

do you want to be broken over again?

cut all possoble contacts because shes a slvt...get it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sounds to me, she sees you as a human dildo, it means you're are quite boring if she's not horny.
 

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Thing is, in my head, if she was really real about this, would she not just break things off with this other guy and ask for another chance? She says the song 'Goodbye My Lover' by James Blunt reminds her of me
Now, that's a serieus insult!

Leave!
 

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That is not my style, but this time I have to be harsh

WHY ARE YOU ENTERTAINING THIS?!

Pakwah said:
So the other day, yes, after 4 months of being seperated, my heart crushed, healed, and being an ass, getting my life together, she invites me over at 1am, tells me to park my car...
I suppose you demanded at least your cookie for being so obedient?

Pakwah said:
My confusion is that i dont want this to get control over me.
Done. Deal.

Pakwah said:
She still has her other BF, says to me that I can satisfy her the way he can't. Saying i was always good at that, and he isn't so.
This is her problem. She dumped you because she wanted.

Pakwah said:
She says though not in the exact words, she misses me, still loves me, asks why we broke up (her fault, she broke up with me), apoligizes for **** she said and did. Says she thinks of me all the time, so i asked her 'If things are so good with your new BF, and you think about me all the time...then you are you lying too...me, him or yourself?' She replied 'I guess me, cuz i want what i can't have' - Im assuming referring to me.
You should have asked ZILCH. This is not your problem. As soon as she kicked your ass, you should have not ever looked back...

And all other stuff she said is just plain irrelevant.

Pakwah said:
Thing is, in my head, if she was really real about this, would she not just break things off with this other guy and ask for another chance?
Let me guess... because you're now with your life together and will not fall prey to this?

Please, tell me I am spot on on this.

Pakwah said:
She says the song 'Goodbye My Lover' by James Blunt reminds her of me.
Say goodbye to her also.

Pakwah said:
I think she just wants the best of both worlds. I told myself i wouldnt let this get emotionally attached to her, but it's in the back of my head. I am also seeing someone, not dating, her man is a trucker who is gone 3 weeks out of the month. She says 'Get your own place so we can have sex all the time'
This girl is amazing. She is ordering you to get a place so you can give her the sex that SHE told you she misses. How's that for control?

Pakwah said:
WTF? I am aware of the games girls play, i am playing games myself right now, and love it, so I wonder if any of this could be genuine or if it is just to get me back to where she wants me.
If you play games, you know the answer.

But, as this was strong enough for you to make a thread about it, I will spell it for you:

Hello, puppy dog! -- This is her talking.

RUN! -- This is your mind.
 

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Pakwah IF and I mean IF you can booty call an ex (like I can)do her on YOUR terms only. Be aloof. Make her work for it. Keep emotionaly detached! I have the unique ability to fvck women I really don't like
 

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Dont bang your ex's unless you're positive you can be unattached. I just had my ex walk out my door a few minutes ago. Im not in love, I will never take her back, I have no probs hooking up and banging her for two days straight every now and then. Its actually revenge on my part, cuz she still has some feelings, but she's the one that fvcked our relationship off, so I dont fell bad. It helps you deal with other women in your life as well. Ever notice how when you taken, you get hit on? Its the same thing with ex-sex, except you can avctually go for it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how about a plate of spaghetti ?

see how random that sounds?

thats as random as her call was the other nite.
if you do everything she says, she might randomly call you again.

she is cheating on her trucker boyfriend while he is gone away with you.
does that make you the spaghetti or the breadstick in this situation?

she hasnt changed yet, whereas you have grown from the break up and matured.

find a chick that wants to cook you spaghetti every nite.
 

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if i had my way i would be sleeping with 3 different girls right now, with 2 more on the backburner

so i don't need this, but i want it, cuz i can do it and get away with it

I told her about this, how i could be sleeping around with 5 girls right now if i wanted to - her response was - wow im proud of you. and that was not a bad response, not with attitude but an actual seemed to be authentic compliment. she says now i am being the guy she wanted me to be.
 

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she says now i am being the guy she wanted me to be.

Oh really? Congrats. Is that who she wanted when you were together? Is that who you were? Why would you even care about such a thing if you wanted to not be attached? Stop being an a$s and move on. You obviously still care.

BTW how old are you, Pakwah?
 

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So your saying i should call her one day and say - I want to have sex with you today. And see what she does? Cuz now it aint on her terms right? Or at least see what her reaction is. BTW i dont give 2 ****s on what she thinks of me, i just like the fact now she looks at me with regret. And i push forward. Im just single now and enjoying the ride.
 

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Pakwah said:
So your saying i should call her one day and say - I want to have sex with you today. And see what she does? Cuz now it aint on her terms right? Or at least see what her reaction is.
no, hes saying stop calling her and start calling these other 5 chicks you have been talking about gaming.
hes saying "NEXT"!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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