"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Sex while listening SlipKnoT

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DonSonnySagliani

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This is the ****:

I was with my new ***** after my 2nd date. I took her home with me (I was drunk since last night, u know it's new year, and i driked whole day long) and I got her naked and started a "pre-game". But considering that I was drunk i wanted to listen SlipKnoT while ****ing... and she thought i'm some kind of maniac.
So i told her to leave so i can listen at them.

Have i done the right thing... i mean will i have a chance to **** her again.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is this a joke?

Sorry, I think you lost this one and you did not do the right thing...for obvisous reasons
 
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Originally posted by DonSonnySagliani
This is the ****:

I was with my new ***** after my 2nd date. I took her home with me (I was drunk since last night, u know it's new year, and i driked whole day long) and I got her naked and started a "pre-game". But considering that I was drunk i wanted to listen SlipKnoT while ****ing... and she thought i'm some kind of maniac.
So i told her to leave so i can listen at them.

Have i done the right thing... i mean will i have a chance to **** her again.
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Adone

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"Wait & Bleed" is my favourite hit when I'm about to bang a virgin girl...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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At least listen to something with good rhythm, like Nine Inch Nails or Queens of the Stone Age.
 
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Mr. Unique

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Originally posted by splinterkb
At least listen to something with good rhythm, like Nine Inch Nails or Queens of the Stone Age.
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I love Slipknot, Slipknot is the SH!T!! PEOPLE=SH!T, PEOPLE=SH!T, PEOPLE=****!!! (ROAR!!)

Sorry about that :D

Buy their Iowa and selftitled cd, you'll see what im talking about.
 
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I don't condone listening to Slipknot under any circumstances, but other than that, what you did was awesome.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by DonSonnySagliani
This is the ****:

I was with my new ***** after my 2nd date. I took her home with me (I was drunk since last night, u know it's new year, and i driked whole day long) and I got her naked and started a "pre-game". But considering that I was drunk i wanted to listen SlipKnoT while ****ing... and she thought i'm some kind of maniac.
So i told her to leave so i can listen at them.

Have i done the right thing... i mean will i have a chance to **** her again.
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hahahaha that is awesome...
ill add that too my list of things to do b4 i die.
 
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f*ck some bimbo when you can head bang to some mall core.

Man, you weren't even listening to Hyprocrisy or Slayer.

I'd tell that c*nt to stop being such a h*ebag and get to the chewin.

Other than that, hail satan
 
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