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Sex While Driving

Bible_Belt

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Has anyone else pulled this off? I just did for the first time last night.

Obviously this is illegal and dangerous, but on a deserted Interstate highway at 3 am in the middle of nowhere, it is not that big of a deal.

Even if you don't actually fvck a girl while driving, reaching over to finger her is fun, too. I imagine a lot of guys here have done that; I was doing it at 16, but I didn't quite see the psychology of it then. The forced restraint of having to pay attention to driving is similar to bondage and tying a chick up. She can't just jump on you as soon as she wants to, so you end up spending hours on foreplay instead of minutes. Then she gets drunk with horniness and will do stuff that she normally would not do, like have sex with you while you drive :cool:
 

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Im a lousy driver so I would probably crash and burn. Ive had sex in a parked car. But that doesnt count. I just felt you needed to know that.
 

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Hell yes BB and it's exactly as you say about it... the horniness level goes out the roof..

I love the adventure of it all but definitely wouldn't do it in broad daylight on a busy highway that would be over the top and just to dangerous..

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Set the cruise control, tilt the wheel up, your seat back, unbuckle your seat belt, and she sits on you, leaning back toward the passenger side so you can see to drive. It helps if the girl is wearing a skirt or dress, which are always good for easy access.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Has anyone else pulled this off? I just did for the first time last night.

Obviously this is illegal and dangerous, but on a deserted Interstate highway at 3 am in the middle of nowhere, it is not that big of a deal.

Even if you don't actually fvck a girl while driving, reaching over to finger her is fun, too. I imagine a lot of guys here have done that; I was doing it at 16, but I didn't quite see the psychology of it then. The forced restraint of having to pay attention to driving is similar to bondage and tying a chick up. She can't just jump on you as soon as she wants to, so you end up spending hours on foreplay instead of minutes. Then she gets drunk with horniness and will do stuff that she normally would not do, like have sex with you while you drive :cool:
This is why I drive an automatic now.

I've pulled this off before, on a deserted road at night too...all while driving a stick shift car. I'm quite proud of that actually, it was a great multi-tasking feat.

If you are going to try this, be safe. Drive an automatic (the stick shift was too much of a challenge)...and ease the seat back as far as you can go to give her as much room as possible. ;)

I personally think getting a BJ while driving is much better though..there's something about that, that's just awesome.
 

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I agree, but I read the 1970's book The World According to Garp, there was a Robin Williams movie made from it, and in the book a guy's wife is blowing another dude in a car in the driveway, and the husband crashed his car into the other car. The impact caused the wife's jaw to snap shut and she bit off the guy's d!ck :eek:
 

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I used to contract for coroner's office. One death was when guy was getting bj while driving and crashed, he got his d!ck cut off and girl chocked on it and died. So it resulted in guy without d!ck and dead girl. I think they ruled death accidental, but there was some talk about manslaughter charges.

Hey buddy, it's all like the talk about weed being so bad and all. Alcohol and tobacco combined kill more people than all illegal drugs combined, times 1000, weed never killed anyone, and it's a great thing to do once in a while. So yea, you can loose your d!ck and kill a girl while getting bj in a car, but you can also crash and die while dialing a number on your cell phone.
 

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supam said:
I used to contract for coroner's office. One death was when guy was getting bj while driving and crashed, he got his d!ck cut off and girl chocked on it and died. So it resulted in guy without d!ck and dead girl. I think they ruled death accidental, but there was some talk about manslaughter charges.
this is the only horror story i have ever heard about "road head"...
 

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When I was 17, I let a girl play with me while I was driving. I ended up driving right through a red light. After that, I told her not to do it again.

I would prefer to fvck in my boss's office than fvck while driving. The worst that could happen is you get fired.
 

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Sex whilst driving is hard if you've got a manual...
 

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My previous car was an auto tranny SUV and now i got a stick shift sedan...i cant even think about pulling off sh1t like that anymore :(
 

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I got you all beat. I actually conceived a baby while driving. I ran into my ex, ended up taking her out to my camp, we couldn't wait to get there, had sex on a dead highway while driving. She got pregnant, we got engaged, she had a miscarriage, I ran in the other direction, no marriage.
 
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