"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sex tips needed

Fender

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Hey guys,

I'm gonna be going on a trip with my GF soon, and we'll be spending the entire week together. I was wondering if you guys had any tips and advice to help me "keep my mojo" working for the entire week. I hear almonds and walnuts are good, but you guys got any other advice (short of taking a Viagra)?

Thx!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Holland

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How old are you?
Any healthy man (under 40) should be able to go at least for 3 fuucks a day if you ask me.
If not, get you sexual drive pumping and become a man of enthousiasm with loads of energy :D
 

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I've taken Maca and Horny Goat weed without noticeable results. Caffeine also helps considerably, especially energy drinks with Tuarine.

But my all-time favorite mojo-enhancer is Fenugreek! The stuff is dirt cheap but it makes you want to :woo: 5 times in a row. In terms of being safe, fenugreek is actually an herb used in some Indian / Mediterranean foods. It's completely safe, and you can get it at most local natural food stores, like Trader Joe's.

Oh, and I almost forgot, definitely ZMA. It helps you sleep, but the next day you are fully-energized to :woo:
 
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