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[ready123]

for entertainment only, some of this sht will land you in jail

Bucking Bronco - where you're doing a girl doggy grabbing her boobs, then you say some other girl's name. she gets mad and tries to get you off her and you try to stay on like you're riding a bronco

Strawberry shortcake - where you cvm inside a girl when she's on her period

Dirty Pelican - where you're doing a girl on the beach, then you take your dck out, rub it in the sand, and stick it back in

White Dragon - where you cvm in your girl's mouth, then you tickle her and the cvm shoots out of her mouth and nose making her look like a dragon

Angry Pirate - where you cvm in the girl's eye, kick her in the shin, then she hops around on one leg going YARGHHH!

Eiffel Tower - where you're having a 3 way with your buddy. one of you is doing the girl from behind, she's blowing the other guy. then you and your buddy hi-five each other. now you three look like the eiffel tower

Tony Danza - where you're doing the girl from behind and you yell at her "Who's the Boss, btch?!"

Birmingham Booty-Call - where you're doing a girl doggy, you take her cel phone and stick it up her ass, and then you give her a call

Abe Lincoln - where you cvm on her face after she's asleep, cut her pubes and make a beard out of it and stick it on her face, then put a hat on her

Angry Penguin - where the girl is giving you a bj and when you're close to nutting, she stops for no reason and walks away. You're like WTF and waddle after her with your pants around your ankles like an angry penguin

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

ROFL dude . This sh1t made me laugh on loud .

Reps for you lol

 

[GitFiddler]

Bucking bronco is when you're ridin your old lady and yelling her sisters name then trying to stay on for 8 seconds.

I love the angry pirate the best though!

How come you didn't mention the Dirty Sanchez?

 

[comic_relief]

A rodeo - when you are riding a girl and you have all of your friends in the closet. You yell "NOW!!!" and they jump out of the closet chanting "RODEO! RODEO! RODEO!" One friend times how long you ride the girl.

comic_relief

 

[young pat]

How about these

cherry cheese cake- when you cvm in a chics mouth and then punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, thus her face looks like a cheery cheese cake

Superman- When having sex doggy style, fake ejaculation inside, then pull out and cvm on her back, then when she rolls over and falls asleep she will have a bed sheet stuck to her back (supermans cape)

Spider man-cvm in your hand and throw in on an unsuspecting females face, like your spider man slinging a web.


I always though that the "Tony Danza" was when you c0ck slap a chic and then yell "who's the boss," but just yelling that would work too.

 

[SinJester]

Hahaha nice, angry pirate made me lol!

 

[Flabbergasped?]

One version of bucking bronco:

You're ****ing the girl doggy style, then you tell her you're HIV positive, then hold on as long as you can.

Houdini: You need a friend in the closet for this. The lights should be off. She should be facing a window While you bang her from behind, your friend must discreetly enter the room and switch with you. Then you go outside, go to the window, and wave at her. It will be like you're ****ing her from meters away! It works better if you have an identical twin, then she'll be really tripping out.

 

[unamean]

A few more:
the derek jeter= cvm in an ashtray and mix it with your finger and wipe it on her cheeks so she looks like a baseball player.

the magician= while doing doggy pull out and spit on her back so she thinks your done. when she turns around bust in her face.

donkey punch= while having anal sex punch her in the back of her head, this will cause her ass to tighten up thus feeling very good.

 

[DJDamage]

OK you forgot the sick ones:

Dirty sanchez - When having anal sex, you pull your d1ck out and wipe the tip over her upper lip giving her an authentic looking mexican moustache.

Dutch Oven - When you hold her head and trap it underneath the bed covers and fart.

Cleaveland steamer - When you take a sh1t on her chest.

Alligator fvckhouse - During sex, you bite the back of her neck, lock her arms and leg down and go for a deathroll just like an alligator while still fvcking her.

Tea bag - when you lower your balls into her open mouth like a tea bag into a cup and let her tounge them.

Blumpkin - When you sit on the toilet and take a sh1t while your girl is blowing you at the same time.