"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sex Report - 31 Year old Italian MILF (Online)

Crissco

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Met this 31 year old Italian MILF on OKCupid, who actually lives in the same town as me. Messaged her with my normal routine as i have in my online dating guide.

Invited her to hang out tonight, to go on an "outdoor adventure" She gets here, asked her how the ride was sarcastically. Then took her to the kitchen, showed her the boxing gloves, then said "lets test ur skills" She started lauging. We went out side, boxed for a while, got in alot of kino through the boxing, kissing when i "clenched" and hugging and just messing around. Did some wrestling moves on her, we both fell to the ground, then started making out for a bit. I pushed her off, said "woah fiesty one no so fast"

After boxing for 20-30 min, i said lets go inside in the AC.. Took her to my room. We both sat on the bed, put on billy madion, we watched it for a little bit. Started making out here and there. I decide i wanted to suck on her tits, so pull down her shirt and bra, and just start sucking on her nipples no problem. Run my hands along her side. Rub her legs and thighs through her pants, same with her *****. Start kissing her body, pull down her pants a bit, lick her **** with my tounge. Go back up, kiss her body, bring my hands down her pants and rub her leg again, getting closer to her *****, I rest my hand on her ***** for a sec, run my finger up then start rubbing her ****.

As im rubbing her, she cums pretty damn quickly. Give her a minute. Tell her to get on top of me. She rides me for a while till im about to ***..She gets off, lays next to me and i *** all over her body and tits, some even shoots up to her neck lol.

We lay down a bit, watch a little more of the movie until it was time for her to get her kids from her sisters.

Walk her out, kiss her goodbye and tell her to text me when she gets home haha.


Gonna turn this one into a FB just for the fun of it.

-Crissco
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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cordoncordon

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Great job. I don't think I have ever heard of the "boxing move" to get a girl into bed upon first meeting her, but hey whatever works!

Post pics!
 

Crissco

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cordoncordon said:
Great job. I don't think I have ever heard of the "boxing move" to get a girl into bed upon first meeting her, but hey whatever works!

Post pics!
Created the boxing move myself. Its different, fun, and gets great kino.
 

BMX

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Easy. Keep it up. They are well worth it.
 

timmylivingalie

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Crissco said:
Met this 31 year old Italian MILF on OKCupid, who actually lives in the same town as me. Messaged her with my normal routine as i have in my online dating guide.

Invited her to hang out tonight, to go on an "outdoor adventure" She gets here, asked her how the ride was sarcastically. Then took her to the kitchen, showed her the boxing gloves, then said "lets test ur skills" She started lauging. We went out side, boxed for a while, got in alot of kino through the boxing, kissing when i "clenched" and hugging and just messing around. Did some wrestling moves on her, we both fell to the ground, then started making out for a bit. I pushed her off, said "woah fiesty one no so fast"

After boxing for 20-30 min, i said lets go inside in the AC.. Took her to my room. We both sat on the bed, put on billy madion, we watched it for a little bit. Started making out here and there. I decide i wanted to suck on her tits, so pull down her shirt and bra, and just start sucking on her nipples no problem. Run my hands along her side. Rub her legs and thighs through her pants, same with her *****. Start kissing her body, pull down her pants a bit, lick her **** with my tounge. Go back up, kiss her body, bring my hands down her pants and rub her leg again, getting closer to her *****, I rest my hand on her ***** for a sec, run my finger up then start rubbing her ****.

As im rubbing her, she cums pretty damn quickly. Give her a minute. Tell her to get on top of me. She rides me for a while till im about to ***..She gets off, lays next to me and i *** all over her body and tits, some even shoots up to her neck lol.

We lay down a bit, watch a little more of the movie until it was time for her to get her kids from her sisters.

Walk her out, kiss her goodbye and tell her to text me when she gets home haha.


Gonna turn this one into a FB just for the fun of it.

-Crissco
Good job how did you get you get her to box with you?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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