"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Berlex

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I'm a virgin, I've been spanking it for about the past five years. I can make myself cvm quickly, after a long time, or multiple times. Am I going to have trouble getting off when I'm fvcking a girl? Instead of my hand polishing my pole I'll be thrusting my pole into her pvssy. My c.ock wouldn't be accustomed to what I'm fvcking and I wouldn't accustomed to the trusting action. :confused:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crazy Asian

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everyone is different.
 

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Berlex said:
I'm a virgin, I've been spanking it for about the past five years. I can make myself cvm quickly, after a long time, or multiple times. Am I going to have trouble getting off when I'm fvcking a girl? Instead of my hand polishing my pole I'll be thrusting my pole into her pvssy. My c.ock wouldn't be accustomed to what I'm fvcking and I wouldn't accustomed to the trusting action. :confused:
belive me i was that same way...you have no idea how good it feels until you actualy do it...let that be your motivation to go get laid....theres no better feeling then knowing you control a girls body

AAAAHHHHH i bet ur getting hard now
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Well, let me tell you this. ***** feels alot better then your hand. So, you could cvm pretty quick your first time. Or from masturbating so much you could last a little longer or have trouble getting it up. But, after doing some foreplay and getting ready for some sex I bet you will have no problem getting hard. Don't worry about it.
 

Alkali

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naes420 said:
belive me i was that same way...you have no idea how good it feels until you actualy do it...let that be your motivation to go get laid....theres no better feeling then knowing you control a girls body

AAAAHHHHH i bet ur getting hard now
Excited maybe, but hardly hard lol.

~Alkali
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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