"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone here have music going on during sex? I was inquisitive about what other people listened to! Post your playlist and your favorite songs while you have sex. Also what's the weirdest/kinkiest song you ever made love to? Some of mine...

- Led Zep
- Massive Attack
- Missy Elliot... just kidding
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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504 Boys - I can tell

I don't generally listen to that stuff but she put it on and she did want to f*ck.
 

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"Now you're a man" by DVDA

I dunno, I just thought it would be interesting.
 

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Anything by Royksopp, especially Remind Me, What Else Is There, Sparks.

Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack, Portishead, Acid Jazz of any kind, etc.
 

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Puscifier by Maynard James Keenan. A song from the Underworld sound track. Might be listed under A Perfect Circle.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bigjohnson said:
504 Boys - I can tell

I don't generally listen to that stuff but she put it on and she did want to f*ck.
LMAO that is a great song


Well most recently I would have to say Lil Boosie - Wipe Me Down....totally random kinda accidentally came on but Damn I love that song now
 

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Any and every song by Lords of Acid.

Works every fukken time. :whistle:
 
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