Sex Is Easy As A Piece Of Pie! That'S Amore!

[The Muscle Expert]

I talked to her on the phone for about 10 minutes. I told her to come over to my place for a drink. She told me her car got wrecked. She gave me directions and in an hour, I was at her place.

As soon as I opened the door, I started kissing her. Really nice body, petite with a hourglass figure, tiny waist, round ass, nice tits, defined legs and arms. Face was kinda jacked, but oh well.

No resistance at all, I was f*cking her in no less than 10 minutes. Gotta love casual sex, gotta love freaks!

She told me she doesn't do this (f*ck a guy after talking to him on the phone for 10 minutes), but she decided to do it with me. The universe is working for me, the land of milk and p*ssy awaits!

 

[women haze]

I hate you sike lol......Good stuff.

 

[arutha]

I talked to her on the phone for about 10 minutes. I told her to come over to my place for a drink. She told me her car got wrecked. She gave me directions and in an hour, I was at her place.

As soon as I opened the door, I started kissing her. Really nice body, petite with a hourglass figure, tiny waist, round ass, nice tits, defined legs and arms. Face was kinda jacked, but oh well.

Then how much did she charge you?

 

[The Muscle Expert]

women haze: yeah dog!

arutha: you must be one of those manginas that think you have to buy expensive dinners and gifts in order to get laid. keep on thinking that mama's body!

 

[theprestige]

Is there a reason you keep posting sex stories that sound like cheap erotica? I sense an agenda...

 

[arutha]

arutha: you must be one of those manginas that think you have to buy expensive dinners and gifts in order to get laid. keep on thinking that mama's body!

Haha nope, screw wasting money on girls. I'm one of those guys with a sense of humour, it was a joke. I'm sorry but you just don't seem like my type.

 

[Just a Shot Away]

The universe is working for me, the land of milk and p*ssy awaits!

Lol. Milk awaits you, huh? That one flew right over my head, but okay.

On an unrelated note, who told you not to do deadlifts on a regular basis? I have never heard anyone give this advice.

 

[The Muscle Expert]

Lol. Milk awaits you, huh? That one flew right over my head, but okay.

On an unrelated note, who told you not to do deadlifts on a regular basis? I have never heard anyone give this advice.

Depends on how much weight your lifting. If you are lifting close to your 1 rep maximum, deadlifts place a heavy load on your CNS.

Westside training and many 5x5 programs will back me up on this.

P.S.
No one told me this. I have learned this fact from hard earned experience. If you don't believe me, I don't care.

 

[Desdinova]

Is there a reason you keep posting sex stories that sound like cheap erotica? I sense an agenda...

Perhaps he enjoys what you call "cheap erotica", so he creates these situations.

If you really know what you're doing, you can create the situation you want to be in. A good seductionist will create to suit his own needs rather than copy someone else's custom-made skills.

 

[Just a Shot Away]

Depends on how much weight your lifting. If you are lifting close to your 1 rep maximum, deadlifts place a heavy load on your CNS.

P.S.
No one told me this. I have learned this fact from hard earned experience. If you don't believe me, I don't care.

Hey, no problem dude. I was just wondering if there was a reason that I should cease doing deadlifts. Since I'm not a powerlifter, this advice doesn't apply to me. You left that whole "1 rep max" thing out.