"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sex in different places

inzone50

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I'm into having sex in different places. Public places too, i like the risk. My gf is down with this too.

Any ideas? Serious please.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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KnockoutJM

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Dont try the beach, or at least make sure you know the weather like 5 minutes beforehand.. It got really windy, and the sand ****ed it up..
 

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DjDan said:
So many places to do it, it's not even funny...

In your house:
- bedroom
- in the bathroom, put her ass on the counter
- kitchen table
- kitchen counter
- on the living room floor
- couch
- up against a wall
- in the hall entrance up against a wall, while leavin the door open so your neighbours can see you
- in the backyard late at night
- pull the courtains and push her tits against a window while you fvck her from behind, the neighbours will see it
- in the shower

outside your home:
- the beach
- a park
- farm fields
- on the subway (finger her)
- get head while you're waiting for a bus at the bus stop
- in your car if you got one
- take her down a bike trail and fvck her in the forest
- finger her at the movies
I've done most of those. I need more ideas.
 

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I once did it in the back of a car with a HB8 in the main car park of the local police station - I must of been totally mad, it was hell of risk, but one hell of fck too !!

We were on the way home from a great night out at club and were hot & horny as hell. On the way home, I nearly ran over this drunk guy in the middle of the road in the dark. As the the local police station was just down the road I stopped to report it as I was worried that he might get run down by another car. This was a large police station with a big car park for over 100 cars and it was in the days before all this security (s)hit we have these days, so the car park was unwatched by CCTV etc. I had to park down near the rear as the car park was quite full and it quite dark down there. When I came back to the car HB8 was already in the back and half naked - she wanted me there and then... God, what a session. A heavy dose of pure sexual lust and total blind fear of getting caught ! We didn't get caught, but boy I was a sweating like a pig and shaking too as we drove off

They reckon you should do one thing dangerous every day to expand your comfort zone - I did a year's worth all in one evening !!

One for the old memory banks...
 

B4IFURU18?

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I ****ed my ex at a Hotel in San Francisco (can't remember the name). I had her spread-eagle against one of the 10' pane glass windows looking down on Sutter Street. Pretty sweet experience.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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penkitten

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i think there is some 10000 places to screw before you die list out there somewhere. google it.
 
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