"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sex dolls - the future of sex

diplomatic_lies

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Ladies and gentlemen, might I present the future of sex!

http://archive.salon.com/health/sex/urge/2000/02/26/sexdolls/index.html


Some interesting quotes:
"Non-reproductive sex seems to have been a part of the human sexual repertoire from the time of our divergence from our common primate ancestor," asserts Taylor. "Human sexuality is more a cultural phenomenon than a biological drive."
Inspection commences on one of the better endowed of the bunch. Her fun-bags feel divine, squeezably soft, yet firm enough to keep from sagging. The nipples are a work of art, and it's difficult to stop toying with them. The remainder of her anatomy hardly compares, but the ability of her joints to move is impressive, as are her adorable feet. The hands seem a little fake since the wire mesh inside allows you to bend them in odd directions. But her face is pretty and would require only minor articulation to fool the eye.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ShizamDaMan

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Yeah... real dolls are like 10 years old dude.

Either way, I think if you pop five grand to have sex with a piece of plastic, it's time to get acquainted with the open end of a 12-gauge shotgun.
 

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I recall an episode of Real Sex on HBO a few years ago which had a segment about the Realdoll. This guy kept it at the dinner table when he ate and on the couch when he watched tv, in the sh!tter when he dropped Cosby's kids in the pool and lastly in the bed with him to drop loads into.

Fvckin' sickos.
 

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anybody wana lend me 5 grand???:p

but seriously, it's the next step from porn....wait till they start making the robot onse....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah old news son

If i was rich id have like 20 of them all over the house setup liek they were doing chores it would be awesome then id just walk around all day bangin them in a drunken stupor. ahh yes.


Seriously tho the japanese are already making androids in the form of young attractive looking females. They look real as hell so u can only guess what the motives are.

Yes i would bang an android.
 

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Sex dolls, those flashlight vagina things, and porn and masturbation are all a product of the same thing: our "on demand" society. Guys want orgasms when they want them, how they want them, and without having to jump through a woman's hoops in order to get them. You'd have to become a serial rapist to have the same degree of freedom with real women that you would have with a doll or your hand.

You say $5,000 is a lot of money. It's probably equivalent to a gym membership over the years it would take to build a body that the ladies swoon over. It's probably equivalent to the amount of money that your average woman would demand in outings and gifts over the course of a year or two. It's a new wardrobe of clothes for going out in. It's five months, probably less, of rent for the larger apartment you'll need if she moves in with you. It's a monthly payment on that babe-magnet car you think you need.

When you look at it this way, $5,000 one time for a sex doll is a bargain compared to the amount of money you'd spend getting your rocks off the "right" way.
 

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A mail-order bride from Russia or SE Asia would probably run $5-10K with airfare and INS and Attorney's fees for pre-nup preparation and green card filing. As long as she doesn't get pregnant, she is usually gone after three years when the green card arrives, and the process begins again. But hell, those dolls probably wear out, too. And mail-order brides clean your house.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
A mail-order bride from Russia or SE Asia would probably run $5-10K with airfare and INS and Attorney's fees for pre-nup preparation and green card filing. As long as she doesn't get pregnant, she is usually gone after three years when the green card arrives, and the process begins again. But hell, those dolls probably wear out, too. And mail-order brides clean your house.
And they clean themselves. Can you imagin cleaning out a Real Doll? :eek:

Bible_Belt said:
They now have a guy doll. There are hopelessly lonely women out there, too.
Or gay men...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bible_Belt said:
A mail-order bride from Russia or SE Asia would probably run $5-10K with airfare and INS and Attorney's fees for pre-nup preparation and green card filing. As long as she doesn't get pregnant, she is usually gone after three years when the green card arrives, and the process begins again. But hell, those dolls probably wear out, too. And mail-order brides clean your house.
that's actually puirty good idea.....hmmmm:whistle:

Shiftkey said:
And they clean themselves. Can you imagin cleaning out a Real Doll? :eek:
take her outside, and run a hose up her.....
 

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Imagine an android with basic human functions (ability to express "love", cleans your house, speech, basic human reactions/responses). That isn't impossible, modern computer software are able to do all of those. Just try those Eliza/Alice programs, they can give you pretty acceptable responses.

And lets face it, we guys don't exactly need a lot of complex reactions from women. A basic "I'm horny honey!" would fulfil 90% of most guys needs.

The creepiness factor is because sex with inanimate objects aren't common. Internet dating was totally creepy 5 years ago, today it's only semi-creepy. Soon it will be totally normal. I think the same will go for these real dolls.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
They now have a guy doll. There are hopelessly lonely women out there, too.
I saw a documentary on this stuff. It seems that mostly guys buy the male dolls.

Creepy.
 
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Visceral said:
Sex dolls, those flashlight vagina things, and porn and masturbation are all a product of the same thing: our "on demand" society. Guys want orgasms when they want them, how they want them, and without having to jump through a woman's hoops in order to get them. You'd have to become a serial rapist to have the same degree of freedom with real women that you would have with a doll or your hand.

You say $5,000 is a lot of money. It's probably equivalent to a gym membership over the years it would take to build a body that the ladies swoon over. It's probably equivalent to the amount of money that your average woman would demand in outings and gifts over the course of a year or two. It's a new wardrobe of clothes for going out in. It's five months, probably less, of rent for the larger apartment you'll need if she moves in with you. It's a monthly payment on that babe-magnet car you think you need.

When you look at it this way, $5,000 one time for a sex doll is a bargain compared to the amount of money you'd spend getting your rocks off the "right" way.

Good point.

With that cahs you can spend money on the gym, protein, supps and ROIDS to accelerate the process. And you still might have alot left over.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Cassanova's rolling in his grave.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
A mail-order bride from Russia or SE Asia would probably run $5-10K with airfare and INS and Attorney's fees for pre-nup preparation and green card filing. As long as she doesn't get pregnant, she is usually gone after three years when the green card arrives, and the process begins again. But hell, those dolls probably wear out, too. And mail-order brides clean your house.
Plus a real women squirms and moans when you go deep and responds to the sexually act.
 

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If you have 5k to blow on this, you're retarded if you actually do.

Because that means to me you also have a money for a gym membership, to buy nice clothes, take dance lessons etc. and you're choosing not to do that stuff and just jack off into a five thousand dollar hunk of plastic. Weak.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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