Sex And... The Problem

[lil hooligan]

Right the problem is this lass I like (17) wont fvck me because im only 15 and not of legal age (UK)
(6 months till im 16... FVCK THAT)

She has told me she would fvck me when she was drunk and sober, and other signs suggest that she likes me

Anyway what I want to know is, how would I be able to talk her round so I would be able to fvck her, etc.

- lil hooligan

p.s. Yeh i know, wrong forum but I see it as you guys have the experience..
so thanks in advance

 

[Ambition Now]

What?!?!?! She doesnt want to f*uck with you because you are not legal age?!?!?

Like what? Is she afraid of being acused of sexual abuse by you?
Come on, she doesnt want to, try to find other girls around to f*ck, dont stress over it, you are only 15... many, many girls will cross your way.

 

[lil hooligan]

Dude the girl was grabbing my d!ck, rubbing her ass on my d!ck and letting me suck her tits, she was saying that she really wants to fvck me ,but if it gets out she can get really done or something

 

[Mr_rogers]

Yeah, it's called statutory rape, at least in North America. No matter how willing the minor may be, it's a crime of their partner. Wait the six months, in the meantime get with girls your own age.

 

[Captain]

Dude the girl was grabbing my d!ck, rubbing her ass on my d!ck and letting me suck her tits, she was saying that she really wants to fvck me ,but if it gets out she can get really done or something

She does that, but won't have sex with you. That's already statutory rape.

It's a year and a half age difference. At my school, there were plenty of relationships like that and nobody cared. It's fine.

 

[lil hooligan]

I know about statutory rape and stuff, but what I want to know is, would I be able to talk her round to having sex
(verbally or other ways )
or is it most likely a lost cause e.g. NEXT

- lil hooligan

 

[sodbuster]

If she's not an adult, I'm not sure she can be charged with statutory rape.

 

[lil hooligan]

Oh come on guys im sure you know a few tricks I could use, guys all i want to know is what can i do to talk her round

- lil hooligan

 

[Biggie]

in my opinion you shouldn't be ****ing at 15 anyway

 

[lil hooligan]

Well you are entitled to your opinion and I will respect it, but in my opinion I really want to fvck this lass and i just want to know how to talk her around

- lil hooligan

 

[trickz]

Congrats on puberty

 

[lil hooligan]

ha WTF getting a bit off subject aren't we, all I want to do is talk the girl round, don't none of you have any ideas on the matter?

 

[WaRpEd]

Quoting dictionary.com

"pa-tience   /ˈpeɪʃəns/ [pey-shuhns]

–noun
1. the quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like.
2. an ability or willingness to suppress restlessness or annoyance when confronted with delay: :kick:to have patience with a slow learner.
3. quiet, steady perseverance; even-tempered care; diligence: to work with patience.
4. Cards (chiefly British). solitaire (def. 1).
5. Also called patience dock. a European dock, Rumex patientia, of the buckwheat family, whose leaves are often used as a vegetable.
6. Obsolete. leave; permission; sufference.

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Origin:
1175–1225; ME pacience < OF < L patientia. See patient, -ence


Synonyms:
1. composure, stability, self-possession; submissiveness, sufferance. Patience, endurance, fortitude, stoicism imply qualities of calmness, stability, and persistent courage in trying circumstances. Patience may denote calm, self-possessed, and unrepining bearing of pain, misfortune, annoyance, or delay; or painstaking and untiring industry or (less often) application in the doing of somehing: to bear afflictions with patience. Endurance denotes the ability to bear exertion, hardship, or suffering (without implication of moral qualities required or shown): Running in a marathon requires great endurance. Fortitude implies not only patience but courage and strength of character in the midst of pain, affliction, or hardship: to show fortitude in adversity. Stoicism is calm fortitude, with such repression of emotion as to seem almost like indifference to pleasure or pain: The American Indians were noted for stoicism under torture. 3. indefatigability, persistence, assiduity."

 

[trickz]

ha WTF getting a bit off subject aren't we, all I want to do is talk the girl round, don't none of you have any ideas on the matter?

Why would a 17 year old girl want to have sex with an inexperienced 15 year old when more than likely she can have her pick of any guy in the school even if shes ugly?
Your best bet is to get some weed and ask her if she wants to party

 

[lil hooligan]

1. She ain't ugly mate, she is well fit
2. She has left school, im the one still in school
3. YOU ARE STILL GOING OFF SUBJECT, WHO GIVES A FVCK WHY SHE WANTS TO FVCK ME, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT SHE DOES
4. all I want is some advice on how to talk her around, is that too much to ask?

 

[trickz]

1. She ain't ugly mate, she is well fit
2. She has left school, im the one still in school
3. YOU ARE STILL GOING OFF SUBJECT, WHO GIVES A FVCK WHY SHE WANTS TO FVCK ME, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT SHE DOES
4. all I want is some advice on how to talk her around, is that too much to ask?

Go caveman on her. Walk up to her and say:

"Can i put my pee pee in you"

Then kino escalate by grabbing her left boob.

 

[Mr_rogers]

Go caveman on her. Walk up to her and say:

"Can i put my pee pee in you"

Then kino escalate by grabbing her left boob.

Oh man, I laughed out loud at this.

Hooligan, take a hint. Nobody's willing to help you become a "victim" of statutory rape. Sorry dude.

 

[lil hooligan]

Hooligan, take a hint. Nobody's willing to help you become a "victim" of statutory rape. Sorry dude.

Ha, oh no I don't want to be a "victim" , **** all i wanted to do was fvck the lass

 

[Biggie]

If she's really adamant about not doing you I'd say just let it go. Statutory rape is a huge thing with sever consequences. It doesn't seem like anything is gonna help to change her mind at the moment. Find someone else for the time being.

 

[Mr_rogers]

Ha, oh no I don't want to be a "victim" , **** all i wanted to do was fvck the lass

You completely missed what I was attempting to communicate. Oh well.