Seven inch c0ck considered Tiny by girlfriend's standards

[onlyseveninches]

Hello,

I have a problem. My c0ck is only seven inches.
My girlfriend tells me shes been with a guy with a 12 inch
c0ck, and a guy with a 15 inch ****.

She says that my 7 inch **** is small.

What should I do?

Anyone experience something similar?

 

[confuscioused]

once you go black you never go back!!! LOL...7 inches is like average dude! get a penile pump or something.

 

[spang]

tell her even a redwood tree is small when its inserted into the grand canyon.

 

[1-800-HellNo]

don't tell her anything other than "see ya" when you are leaving.
that's pretty disrespectful, even if you don't realize it.

what does she expect you to do?
get some fertilizer, water it and wait for it to grow?

if you really can't please her in bed, and she has the nerve to tell you that, what she is really saying is "i'm gonna end up ****ing my ex again, anyway"

and i wouldn't feel bad about it, because it is her, not you.

 

[BraddH]

Man, if 7 inches is a problem,

5,5 here.

 

[Omerta]

15 inches? lol beastiality or recovering pornstar?

 

[Zarky]

I literally don't know any guy who's under 24 inches. That's pretty average where I live.

 

[MikeOck]

My girlfriend tells me shes been with a guy with .... a 15 inch

First of all, please tell your "girlfriend" to stop calling me, just because I have a 15 inch d!ck doesn't mean she can stalk me!

But seriously, the world record for biggest penis is 13.5 inches, so your "girlfriend" is full of sh!t. (source)

Furthermore, according to Lifestyles Condoms, the average penis size for an adult human male is only 5.877 inches. (source) Other studies have come to similar conclusions.

I'm inclined to believe that this is a troll post, but on the off chance that you aren't a troll, 7 inches is above average and if your girlfriend isn't happy with your size I'd say it's time to find a new girlfriend. Besides, I've found that women who work in the adult entertainment industry are good for a bit of fun, but not for a relationship.

 

[zinc4]

Hello,

I have a problem. My c0ck is only seven inches.
My girlfriend tells me shes been with a guy with a 12 inch
c0ck, and a guy with a 15 inch ****.

She says that my 7 inch **** is small.

What should I do?

Anyone experience something similar?

I would dump her..major disrespect going on there.

 

[onlyseveninches]

I kept showing her stuff that said that the average size
is only 6 inches, but she told me most guys are
9-12 inches. like 90% of guys.

This is troubling.

 

[Mike32ct]

Tell her your last gf had D cups. You aren't used to small boobs.

Then dump her.

 

[CrimsonPanther]

I kept showing her stuff that said that the average size
is only 6 inches, but she told me most guys are
9-12 inches. like 90% of guys.

This is troubling.

she is lying

 

[tdotseoul]

Im shocked by the number of people taking this guy so seriously.

 

[casaanova]

I kept showing her stuff that said that the average size
is only 6 inches, but she told me most guys are
9-12 inches. like 90% of guys.

This is troubling.

Lol I'd love to know how she became such a connoisseur of penises. Find a new girlfriend. All pvssy isn't good pvssy - especially ones that've been stretched out by supposedly 15 inch poles

 

[888]

so many angry under 12 inchers posting in this thread.. just come to terms with the fact that no amount of game will ever make you a real man with a real c*ck. you'll always play second fiddle to us true alphas; the scar to our mufasa, the grima to our theoden, the minuscule jack to our glorious veiny beanstalk.

 

[Iceberg]

Im shocked by the number of people taking this guy so seriously.

Yeah. I visit a handful of message boards (sports, investing, careers, etc) and this board has to be, without a doubt, the easiest message board to troll.

I look at the guy's post, his post count, and his username and easily determine "Yeah. This ain't right." But then you have people telling him to dump his girlfriend, as if this is a real situation.

 

[spiegel549]

What you should do is start putting your whole fist and arm up her twaat so then she will be happy. :crackup:

Remember even if you have a giant cok. Throwing a hotdog down a hallway will never feel good. :crackup:

 

[Stagger Lee]

You know what's funny is when a woman is into you, magically your say 5'10 stature becomes 6'2 and your average size c0ck becomes 8''. Oftentimes when a female says her last bf was 6'3 or had a huge c0ck, most likely he was average height and penis size, and she is negging you. He might have told her he was that tall and that big, but women believe or refuse to believe anything based on attraction not reality.

 

[devilkingx2]

Yeah. I visit a handful of message boards (sports, investing, careers, etc) and this board has to be, without a doubt, the easiest message board to troll.

I look at the guy's post, his post count, and his username and easily determine "Yeah. This ain't right." But then you have people telling him to dump his girlfriend, as if this is a real situation.

the less common trolling is, the easier and more effective it is on the populace

that's why 4chan is nearly impossible to successfully troll, and yet anyone could troll facebook because the people there have likely never been trolled before.

 

[LorenzoVonM]

Hello,

I have a problem. My c0ck is only seven inches.
My girlfriend tells me shes been with a guy with a 12 inch
c0ck, and a guy with a 15 inch ****.

She says that my 7 inch **** is small.

What should I do?

Anyone experience something similar?

You're dating a horse? Good luck with that. Not judging. Maybe you could spawn a super race of minotaurs.