Ya I shouldn't say anything but...…. I seen this older lady in her late 60s maybe 70, in good shape, bikini on with the firmest set of boulders I've seen, she's had to been a 36 C cup and no it wasn't a push up type bikini. Thinking to myself yup she knows she's got a nice body for her age and she's flaunting it, she would put women half her age to shame.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Well, you’re obviously a good Rack man, no matter who it resides on…
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No I'm not into old women, this woman took me for surprise its most women her age sure in the hell don't have a body on them like she has. Just shows if a woman lives a healthy lifestyle it has results.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
They were not fake you can tell if a woman has a set of bolt ons these were all natural.
I'm usually not a boob man but I sure in the hell couldn't not notice a set of nice natural boobs.
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How is any man not into big boobs (I.E. hourglass shape. Big Boobs, thin waist, shapely butt)? I do not get it.
I don't like enormous boobs the size this older lady had would be just right
