The girl came over my house. We have sex. And 30 seconds later we're laying in bed, and I see something crusty in her hair. Looks like come. I'm like WTF. And here's the catch...I tell her casually...you have something in your hair. And right off the bat, without thinking or questioning, she points right to my dk and says it's pre-come. Now please think about that one for a minute. She confirmed the crust is come within 2 seconds. (This question intended for any of you guys with a brain bigger than a peanut, no offense intended).
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Seriously: Would you dump her?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Zion
Senior Don Juan
So you're threatened because she's sexually experienced enough to know it's pre-*** ?
Or are you thinking it was from someone else and she had it before coming to your place ?
Be a little more explicit please.
Or are you thinking it was from someone else and she had it before coming to your place ?
Be a little more explicit please.
In future, conduct a pre-coital exam! Naw, seriously, that's quite nasty. Or not, - would you consider it wrong to go down on a girl til she squirts, then go see another girl with that sweet nectar all over you? Maybe... I don't know the standards for these sort of things.
Are you more bothered by the lack of her removing said crusty offense from her being? Or by the fact that she had recently been blasted by some other dude?
As Zion said be a bit more explicit.
You know, it could be your pre-jiz and she's just switched-on enough to know that her hair was on your johnson...
Are you more bothered by the lack of her removing said crusty offense from her being? Or by the fact that she had recently been blasted by some other dude?
As Zion said be a bit more explicit.
You know, it could be your pre-jiz and she's just switched-on enough to know that her hair was on your johnson...
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Sometime when I read this forum I feel like Im living in a parallel world, something like twin peaks more than the outer limits.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
5string
Master Don Juan
She needs to be droned.
sageproduct
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Hahahahahahh you ate another man's semen out of her mouth hahahahahaahahaaaaha
SgtSplacker
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A girl identifies your own semen in her hair right after intercourse with you and theres something wrong?? I don't get it...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.