"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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seriously considering liposuction...

sstype

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I know it sounds wierd for a guy to want liposuction but I feel like it is the only way...

you see, ever since i was 12, i have always had an annoying bubble butt that stuck out. Now I told my parents time and time again, and they said its only in my mind and that some diet and excercise would help. i never really thought much about it until tonight when i was walking out of the restaurant, and i noticed my side profile. The only thing that went in my mind was, "goddamn!" I mean literally my ass was sticking out through my shorts and for some reason, it really got to me; why is my ass so out of proportion with the rest of my body?

I also want to bulk in mass, but im afraid my ass will get just too disporportionate in fat, while the rest of my body tries to catch up slowly with muscle.

I mean i have had times where i got it smaller, but the bubble shape still gave it that "chick curve" no matter how much diet and excercise i did. if i was fat bastard, i would not cop out because i knew that it was my lifestyle that shaped who i was, but i am very active working out and eating fairly decent, and this stubborn fat will not go away.

I recently talked to my parents, they finally understood how i really felt about it, and want to help me out but they need for us to go consult a doctor.

What do you guys think? Am I self-deluding myself? Or am I being rational about this?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Eulogy

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I have the same problem bro.

I'm an avid bodybuilder as well, so keep that in mind.

If you get extremely lean, it will go away, but such levels of leanness are hard to maintain.

Once you start gaining fat again, it will go straight to your ass.

Bottom line is, LIVE WITH IT. Work out! Be proud of it! I call it my squatter butt and chicks love it.

If you get lipo, it will come right back again, so don't do it. PM me if you need more info.
 

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"I like big butts and I cannot lie"

Get an opinion from a HB because asking us won't help. Infact, pull the "Does my @ss look big in this" line.

Keep us posted.

Interesting stuff... Stay tuned for more, "Tales of InntAhREST!!!"
 

sstype

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Re: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

Originally posted by RBB
Get an opinion from a HB because asking us won't help. Infact, pull the "Does my @ss look big in this" line.

Keep us posted.

Interesting stuff... Stay tuned for more, "Tales of InntAhREST!!!"
not bad...lol. well the reason i posted here, was because of the relative anonymity of this forum.

i will try a forum with chicks and see what they say.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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SELF-MASTERY

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You look like a chick.


Go for it!!! I had surgery when I was 13, it was my parents advice. They sprung it on me in such a tacky way. They set up a doctors appointment and both of them came. I was shocked to be in a plastic surgeons office. That day we visited like 3 doctors until we found the right one..... I'm happy with my results.
 
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