Serious question: am I gay?

[Climax]

erm....

Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
Hahahahahaha!!!!

You're a FAG!

hahaha... hahahahaa... hahahaha... NO! *sigh* ... Grow the f*ck up, idiot.

I get erections by rubbing myself against my bed or humping my pillow but it dont mean I fancy my bed and pillows.

Dude... you REALLY need to get yourself a woman, seriously.

Originally posted by frivolousz21

hey I think brad pitt is hot and im not gay

well its more of an ovservation
Like with women its like god I would pound that ass. with a guy its like I can see why the women want him

I agree with you and I know where you are coming from, and its true, and also, all guys also know this is true, most of them are just too scared to voice it because they think that people will respond to them the way Mr Crotch over here responded... sad reality that this world is coming to. tsk tsk tsk.

Skating Penguin: Try not to worry too much about it. A study's HAVE shown that guys only start realizing that they are gay or bisexual in their teens/late teens. But this does not mean that you ARE gay OR Bisexual. Like a few people said above, you might be connecting a naked man with porn, which is the only other place u see a naked man.

You should ask yourself some questions like:

{1} Am I attracted to women?

{2} Can I see myself spending the rest of my life with a woman one day? Or is there a chance that I might prefer living with another man?

{3} Do I want to see what it feels like to have gay sex? (sex with another man) (curiosity)

{4} When I see a really good looking woman, do I see her in a sexual way, a way that I think to myself that I would LOVE to have sex with her?

{5} When I see a really good looking GUY, do I feel attracted to hi in any way?


Now, when you ask yourself those question, take a few seconds to actually THINK about hat the answer is, imagine to yourself that you are IN THAT SITUATION, and then come up with an answer to the question.

Anyways, hope i was able to help you out, take it easy.


Laterz...

 

[DrMetallica]

Originally posted by DrBeard
I get erections by rubbing myself against my bed or humping my pillow but it dont mean I fancy my bed and pillows.

Don't give a fock what people think man. Just walk around with your erection cos you are a man and should never be scared to show it!

If anyone gives you shiat say "measure up or fock off nipple d*ck!"

LMAO!!!!

 

[Happiness Renewed]

Picture Elton John giving you a blow-job...

are you turned on?

if not then youre not gay

 

[Unregistered]

What if Elton John is playing the song "Tiny Dancer" while he's blowing you? That's a really, really good song.

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Originally posted by Unregistered
What if Elton John is playing the song "Tiny Dancer" while he's blowing you? That's a really, really good song.

Yeah...except with a mouthful of c0ck it would sound more like "Finy Thancer"

As far as your crisis of sexuality goes...I suggest you try to envision yourself kissing a man passionately while rubbing on his growing package. If the idea gives you wood, then you might want to consider switching teams...(or playing for both)

Personally, I think homosexuality is terribly unnatural, but then again, humanity is not exactly famous for living in harmony with nature is it? I suppose it's good for population control, but I think of all the gays I have known and they were all addicted to drugs and promiscuous sex...a sure sign of someone who is running from themself. Come to think of it, I never understood why they call themselves "gay", for they are anything but!

Politically Correct Disclaimer: For the record I have no problem with fags, queers, homos, benders, backside bandits, hershey miners or pillow biters. If they like hairy assh0le, then that's their prerogative...in the end, I figure that's one less dude I got to compete with for the pvssy.

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Re: erm....

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
hahaha... hahahahaa... hahahaha... NO! *sigh* ... Grow the f*ck up, idiot.

Ahh, my old friend Aquatits! I see that despite your mind-opening adventures with Amway, you still have not developed a personality or sense of humor. Good luck with that..

Your Pal,

Crotch

 

[Climax]

*sigh*

Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
Ahh, my old friend Aquatits! I see that despite your mind-opening adventures with Amway, you still have not developed a personality or sense of humor. Good luck with that..

Your Pal,

Crotch

Firstly, my adventures with Amway are going really well.

Secondly, How is laughing at someone and calling them a fag having a sence of humour? pfffftt.


Laterz....

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
um....NO!
like the sosuave forum legend Puerto Rican Lover would say

Your trying to legitimize the insertion of the penis into a man's ass, which is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

don't ever do that again please, thanks!

If someone likes it, whats wrong with it?

 

[Bible_Belt]

If someone likes it, whats wrong with it?

HIV, HPV, HSV, hepatitis, hemmorhoids, gay bashing and if you are lucky enough to survive all of that, gay men who "bottom" run a very high risk of anal cancer.

http://www.metrokc.gov/health/glbt/analcancer.htm
"Men become infected with anal HPV through receptive anal intercourse. One study estimates that approximately 95 percent of gay men with HIV and 65 percent of gay men without HIV have HPV in their anal canals or the surrounding skin."

 

[legolas]

What's happening is you're sexually charged up, probably from noy getting laid or masturbating in a while, and then you see guys as sex objects. You need to release that sexual tension, but without a girl, and without your hand,.....

If you had a girlfriend and were having regular sex with her and STILL you got erections when looking at guys, THEN you're gay.

I'm making the assumption that you don't have a girlfriend

 

[sky]

You're not gay bro. But you should definitely lay off the porn, if Wyldfyre's theory is correct. If you were gay you'd have been questioning this for a while. But as you said you just recently had this problem in the gym.

Association is a powerful thing. Remember that Seinfeld episode where George had sex with this woman and used food (can't remember, whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries, something...doesn't matter.) and then afterward, he couldn't have sex WITHOUT including food? Same thing.

Because I've studied a lot on NLP (more than the how to get laid stuff) I believe that damn near any emotion/preference/etc. can be linked or unlinked to a person's mind. Most of what I've encountered so far is about association and dissociation. I've got a lot more to learn.


No matter what anyone on this board says, even if you are gay, it's NOT permanent. Do the research yourself. You're the one that has to live with this if it actually takes hold. The word you used was "afraid" you might be gay.
This is not somenthing you want.

I've listened to hours of lectures by Richard Bandler (co-founder/designer) and he designed it to be used however you want. It has no rules. Kinda like open source. Limewire Richard Bandler and be prepared to learn something new. If nothing else, get an Introductory NLP course (download one/buy one/whatever) to help you dissociate from the porn/naked man thing.

To other posters: Spare me the politically-correct tirade that you might want to unleash. I'm actually trying to give this guy some real world, practical advice for his situation. So many guys question this part of themselves and don't get any decent advice on how to stay straight when they reach out for help. I mean, if this board is primarily about getting girls, shouldn't we be trying to help our comrade out in this matter? I'm guessing that being attracted to men would hinder that a bit.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
If someone likes it, whats wrong with it?

HIV, HPV, HSV, hepatitis, hemmorhoids, gay bashing and if you are lucky enough to survive all of that, gay men who "bottom" run a very high risk of anal cancer.

http://www.metrokc.gov/health/glbt/analcancer.htm
"Men become infected with anal HPV through receptive anal intercourse. One study estimates that approximately 95 percent of gay men with HIV and 65 percent of gay men without HIV have HPV in their anal canals or the surrounding skin."

First of all, heterosexuals also engage in anal sex and heterosexuals can get all those deseases you listes.

Second, if a gay person get sick from intercourse, how does this hurt you?

Its also not like they have a choice, there is no discussion whether we should accept homosexuality or not, it is a part of nature and very much a part of the meccanism which has caused our species to evolve.

Just live with it and tolerate it, whats the problem?

 

[SamePendo]

And you sleep with that pillow DrBeard?

 

[KingBeef]

Originally posted by Happiness Renewed
Picture Elton John giving you a blow-job...

are you turned on?

if not then youre not gay

GOD DAMN IT MAN....THAT WAS BRUTALLY DISGUSTIN!!!!!



:crackup: :crackup:

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
If someone likes it, whats wrong with it?

HIV, HPV, HSV, hepatitis, hemmorhoids, gay bashing and if you are lucky enough to survive all of that, gay men who "bottom" run a very high risk of anal cancer.

http://www.metrokc.gov/health/glbt/analcancer.htm
"Men become infected with anal HPV through receptive anal intercourse. One study estimates that approximately 95 percent of gay men with HIV and 65 percent of gay men without HIV have HPV in their anal canals or the surrounding skin."

I think heterosexuals can get those same diseases champ, at similar rates if they are not careful.

Also... heterosexuals engage in anal sex as well if I am not mistaken.

Not trying to bash those facts champ just reminding you what's good for the goose (homosexuals) are also good for the gander (heterosexuals).

As for the original poster... you're not gay until you possess a strong desire to have a **** in your ass... which (though I have nothing against it) I do not see how that could be better than ****ing a woman. If you do not have that desire, you're not gay.

AS