"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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*SERIOUS* Erection Problem

Daniel1099

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my penis curves down when i get an erection.

its not like 90 degrees. but you can tell its their

will my gf think its weird when she feels/sees it??
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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She will only think its weird if YOU see it that way. Since there's nothing you can do to change what you were born with.. you just have to accept and be comfortable with what you have.

If she really makes a big deal about it then she is an insecure and shallow person and not even worth your time.
 

dbot

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Lots and lots of guys have crooked penises. The only problem for you is you might be limited with your sex positions. But that shouldn't slow you down.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ana1106

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Your member is curved in the wrong direction.

If it was curved upward it would be perfect - since a woman's g-spot is upward toward her navel.

However to overcome this you would just have to do it doggy style. She'll love it.

You're blessed!
 
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Daniel1099 said:
my penis curves down when i get an erection.

its not like 90 degrees. but you can tell its their

will my gf think its weird when she feels/sees it??
Oh hell. You could really use that to your advantage if you use yur head. LOL:crackup: Really though, don't sweat it. That's just who you are, so roll with it.
 

Lust

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Mate, it's nothing.

Crooked penises are pretty normal. If it curves down, do her doggie.

Relaaaaaaaaaaaaax.

;)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Hell mine curves up and left.
 
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