"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sent this girl a message, she sent me one back, what to say?

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I just sent this ****y and funny message to this chick on myspace for kicks to see if I could get a response, and it worked. She just had a pic of her ass and it was a nice one and my message was, "Hey, I don't think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to some website and get a fake picture or something? Do you have any real pics? Like you at home on your stairmaster or something? Or do you even work out? OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let's see what you REALLY look like."

And, as expected, she did respond because my message was not "average" like most guys. She even sent me some pictures with her response of her face and let's just say, she's attractive. Her response was, "All I can tell you is yes that is my ass and you just missed ever getting to see it in real life. I have been looking for a guy for some "fun", but because this isn't me I guess you can't :whistle:." She even put a smily face at the end like that.

So, I know she is at least SOMEWHAT intrigued because she did respond and even sent pics because I asked if she had any real pics, so I am trying to come up with a ****y and funny response to this, but can't come up with anything right off the bat. What would be something ****y and funny to say to her back? Any help is appreciated.

ryannath
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Give me your number, if I'm not busy sometime maybe I can talk to you.
 
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^^ Actually that sounds AFC to me like something an average guy would say. I'm trying to come up with something ****y and funny to be different than most guys to set me apart from the rest.

Any guys that have experience at this, what is something ****Y and FUNNY that I could say to her that is not AFC?
 
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Send her a picture of your penis with the message "My penis wants to say hi to your ass"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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that must be the worst neg hit i've ever seen.

it's too dragged out, which makes it seem like you actually think she stole that picture from somewhere.

also, neg hits were meant to bring up their self esteem, then shoot it back down, or vice versa. your attempt was just low.

and again, it's too dragged out. horrible!
i don't know how you can follow up something like that, but i guess you could say "prove it =]"
 
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kev, you say that's a bad neg hit, but I actually took that line from David Deangelo. It did work, which means she responded, which doesn't happen to most guys. I thought about saying something like, "yeah, you know, since that isn't you, I did just miss seeing it in person. But on a serious note, what kind of "fun" do you have in mind? (that is IF i believe it's really you lol)"
 
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