"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sent this girl a message, she sent me one back, what to say?

ryannath

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I just sent this ****y and funny message to this chick on myspace for kicks to see if I could get a response, and it worked. She just had a pic of her ass and it was a nice one and my message was, "Hey, I don't think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to some website and get a fake picture or something? Do you have any real pics? Like you at home on your stairmaster or something? Or do you even work out? OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let's see what you REALLY look like."

And, as expected, she did respond because my message was not "average" like most guys. She even sent me some pictures with her response of her face and let's just say, she's attractive. Her response was, "All I can tell you is yes that is my ass and you just missed ever getting to see it in real life. I have been looking for a guy for some "fun", but because this isn't me I guess you can't :whistle:." She even put a smily face at the end like that.

So, I know she is at least SOMEWHAT intrigued because she did respond and even sent pics because I asked if she had any real pics, so I am trying to come up with a ****y and funny response to this, but can't come up with anything right off the bat. What would be something ****y and funny to say to her back? Any help is appreciated.

ryannath
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Give me your number, if I'm not busy sometime maybe I can talk to you.
 

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^^ Actually that sounds AFC to me like something an average guy would say. I'm trying to come up with something ****y and funny to be different than most guys to set me apart from the rest.

Any guys that have experience at this, what is something ****Y and FUNNY that I could say to her that is not AFC?
 

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Send her a picture of your penis with the message "My penis wants to say hi to your ass"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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that must be the worst neg hit i've ever seen.

it's too dragged out, which makes it seem like you actually think she stole that picture from somewhere.

also, neg hits were meant to bring up their self esteem, then shoot it back down, or vice versa. your attempt was just low.

and again, it's too dragged out. horrible!
i don't know how you can follow up something like that, but i guess you could say "prove it =]"
 

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kev, you say that's a bad neg hit, but I actually took that line from David Deangelo. It did work, which means she responded, which doesn't happen to most guys. I thought about saying something like, "yeah, you know, since that isn't you, I did just miss seeing it in person. But on a serious note, what kind of "fun" do you have in mind? (that is IF i believe it's really you lol)"
 
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