"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sensitivity and Condoms

Leporello

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For a long time I had phimosis, a condition where the foreskin cannot be retracted. I'm over it now but I guess because of that the head of my penis is particularly sensitive.

BUT, this makes it very difficult to put on a condom. Specifically, rolling the condom on is very painful. Any ideas?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Or you could see a specialist and get that issue fixed.

No ones perfect, but don't suffer while treatments and corrective procedures are available.
 

Leporello

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Alle_Gory said:
Or you could see a specialist and get that issue fixed.

No ones perfect, but don't suffer while treatments and corrective procedures are available.
What condition? I can retract my foreskin now; what treatments are there for excessive sensitivity?
 
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