Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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"Send me some pics of your tits..."

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My friend was showing me dirty pics of his girl in his phone. So I just texted my plate "thinking of you send me some pics of your titties"

I wonder if she'll reply or come through. What do you think? And how do you get a girl to send you some naked pics?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If she isn't self concious about her boobs and trusts you than its a good chance she will send you pics. I have had quite a few girls send me pics of there tits and ass. Some are willing to do it but I have had some that refused to send me pics.
 

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Deepends on how horish she is.
 
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I should have done it earlier I'm not sure if she is awake. I hate waiting around for a text. My friend says I should call her now but I think that's pushing it.

As for horish? Let's just say I hope there isn't a d!ck in the background when she sends me those pics. Or let's hope there isn't any mayonnaise on them.

I don't really know HOW promiscuous she is I have only known her for a couple weeks.
 

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On my old phone I literally had a ton of nude pics from various girls. Some were just online (hey, if they're hott and half a country away mine as well get something out of it..) but a lot of them were girls I know and/or have hooked up. You basically just have to get them really hott. Just casually lead the conversation into something sexual through text. Here's how a lot of mine usually go:

Scars: Hey girl, it's been awhile. I miss you. :)
HB: Awh, I miss you too!
Scars: I'm so bored right now.. I wish you were hear with me. I would kiss you all over.
HB: Me too. Ohhh, really now?
Scars: Yep. :)
HB: I'd really like that.. I wish you were hear right now.
Scars: Oh ya? What would you do to me if I was right there next to you?
HB: Oh, idk. Kiss and stuff. What about you?
Scars: (Then from here I would type something really descriptive that would get her hott.) I'd press my lips against yours softly, gently brushing my tounge against yours as I run my hand along your cheek as my lips travel from your lips down to your neck.. (sometimes it initiates text sex.. if the girl is freaky enough, but often times the girl will just reply with something like "wow.. id really like that" you could ask and be like "then what would you do?" if she doesnt, then dont force her.. often times she'll just be like "mmm you keep going" and just type a bunch of **** to get her real hott.. but escalate this ****... then half way into it be like "I'm so horny right now, I'd love to see a picture of you.." often times she'll ask you what want to see.. just simply tell her. She'll probably be honry and wont give a ****.. I've gotten so many pics this way. Or if you have this girl on lock down just simply ask her.. if she likes you enough, she will do it. But I think this way it's a lot more fun.. I actually was texting a girl getting her hott once.. then she was like "I can't take this anymore.. come over right now." so I came over and ****ed her brains out.

Good luck man.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Scars said:
On my old phone I literally had a ton of nude pics from various girls. Some were just online (hey, if they're hott and half a country away mine as well get something out of it..) but a lot of them were girls I know and/or have hooked up. You basically just have to get them really hott. Just casually lead the conversation into something sexual through text. Here's how a lot of mine usually go:

Scars: Hey girl, it's been awhile. I miss you. :)
HB: Awh, I miss you too!
Scars: I'm so bored right now.. I wish you were hear with me. I would kiss you all over.
HB: Me too. Ohhh, really now?
Scars: Yep. :)
HB: I'd really like that.. I wish you were hear right now.
Scars: Oh ya? What would you do to me if I was right there next to you?
HB: Oh, idk. Kiss and stuff. What about you?
Scars: (Then from here I would type something really descriptive that would get her hott.) I'd press my lips against yours softly, gently brushing my tounge against yours as I run my hand along your cheek as my lips travel from your lips down to your neck.. (sometimes it initiates text sex.. if the girl is freaky enough, but often times the girl will just reply with something like "wow.. id really like that" you could ask and be like "then what would you do?" if she doesnt, then dont force her.. often times she'll just be like "mmm you keep going" and just type a bunch of **** to get her real hott.. but escalate this ****... then half way into it be like "I'm so horny right now, I'd love to see a picture of you.." often times she'll ask you what want to see.. just simply tell her. She'll probably be honry and wont give a ****.. I've gotten so many pics this way. Or if you have this girl on lock down just simply ask her.. if she likes you enough, she will do it. But I think this way it's a lot more fun.. I actually was texting a girl getting her hott once.. then she was like "I can't take this anymore.. come over right now." so I came over and ****ed her brains out.

Good luck man.

Interesing. That sounds better than what I did. I just cut straight to the tittie chase with 1 text.
 

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LMAO? You'll get 'em.
 

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Interesing. That sounds better than what I did. I just cut straight to the tittie chase with 1 text.
Nah one liners are great. That's the way Clint Eastwood does it. :up:
 
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If I don't get a reply, should I mention it again? Should I call her and be like "did you get my text?" or should I just let it go?

What if she says no titties for you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BTW free titty pics for anybody who PM's me if this works!
 

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Actually to be honest it IS kind of crude, and not in a smooth 'come here and sit on my coc|<' kind of way. I mean... 'titties'? Are you in a Blink-182 video?

If you don't get a reply, don't mention it again. If she brings it up, pretend you don't know what she's talking about for a second, and then make out like you just send random texts like that because you're a gangbangin moneymakin playa who ain't never seen it comin and you don't give a fukk.

If she replies of course that's another matter entirely... if it's a reply with 0% 'titty' factor then just send something joky back like 'just testing to see how much of a wh0re you are' \m/
 
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It's not looking good fellas! I haven't heard a thing from this woman since I sent her the request last night.
 

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I did'nt even ask and i got some tittie pictures today :)
been seeing this girl for about three weeks.
 
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tragedy said:
I did'nt even ask and i got some tittie pictures today :)
been seeing this girl for about three weeks.

Damn! What's my girls problem? Maybe I'll still get them. She may not have had time to send them yet today.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn! What's my girls problem? Maybe I'll still get them. She may not have had time to send them yet today.
Im sure you lost her .

Even if she didnt have time to take a photo of her tits , just the fact that she didnt reply since yesterday is a bad sign .

And your request was bad . Of course you lost her . Next time , do what SCARS said .
 
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Daddy The Pimp said:
Im sure you lost her .

Even if she didnt have time to take a photo of her tits , just the fact that she didnt reply since yesterday is a bad sign .

And your request was bad . Of course you lost her . Next time , do what SCARS said .

Dude, you have no clue what you are talking about. I banged her last weekend and she is coming over tomorrow night.

Damn why do people always try to instill negative AFC thoughts into people's head around here.

I highly doubt a text message "send me your titties" would end up in a dump. Especially with the horish way she has acted with me.
 

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Dude, you have no clue what you are talking about. I banged her last weekend and she is coming over tomorrow night.

Damn why do people always try to instill negative AFC thoughts into people's head around here.
AFC thoughts ?

Listen man . Firstly , im not trying to put here negative stuff . I always try to be positive . But the fact that she didnt reply for 48 hours is fvcking BAD SIGN . Firstly , its disrespectful . Cant she find 40 seconds to text you or something ?

Think outside the box . I dont have anything against you . Dont misinterpret .

And where do you see the AFC sh1t here ?
 
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Daddy The Pimp said:
AFC thoughts ?

Listen man . Firstly , im not trying to put here negative stuff . I always try to be positive . But the fact that she didnt reply for 48 hours is fvcking BAD SIGN . Firstly , its disrespectful . Cant she find 40 seconds to text you or something ?

Think outside the box . I dont have anything against you . Dont misinterpret .

And where do you see the AFC sh1t here ?

Alright, whatever. This one is just a fukk and chuck anyway. I'll try and get her to tell me what time she is coming over tomorrow and see what's up.
 
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You were wrong Daddy the Pimp. I texted her what time is she coming tomorrow, and she replied with a long ass "blah blah blah blah i'll be there around 8 blah blah blah"

She must have just not wanted to send me any pics.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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