"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Seeing which would turn you on most from seeing a hot woman in public?

Bumsniff

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What would turn you on most seeing a hot looking woman in public:

Eating ice cream?

Sucking on a lollipop?

Wearing cute glasses and a short skirt?

Bending over and seeing her cleveage?

Bending over and seeing her thong?

Wearing sexy high heels?

In a skimpy bikini applying oil on a beach?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Desdinova

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Bumsniff said:
Bending over and seeing her thong?
That does it for me! Panty lines are great too.

I'm an ass man all the way. If she's got a nice tight pair of jeans on, my eyes are glued to her ass. I also find that women who are dressed in pink or light gray (or both) just drive me fvcking wild.

But if she's got an ugly face, it all goes down hill. A great ass and great face are what make the woman physically qualified for dating me.
 

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Cleavage... definitely the cleavage. Breasts take me back to when I was a youngin. I just want to loose myself in there and nurse myself into oblivion.
 

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Bumsniff said:
What would turn you on most seeing a hot looking woman in public:

Eating ice cream?

Sucking on a lollipop?

Wearing cute glasses and a short skirt?

Bending over and seeing her cleveage?

Bending over and seeing her thong?

Wearing sexy high heels?

In a skimpy bikini applying oil on a beach?
All at the same time :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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PDubb75

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Blackmm said:
All at the same time :D
Exactly...

But, I'll put them in my order:

1. Skimpy Bikini with oil on the beach
2. Sexy High Heels
3. Bending over thong (3 and 4 can be interchangeable depending on which is better on the specific girl)
4. Bending over cleavage
5. Cute glasses short skirt
6. Lolipop
7. Ice cream
 

SoSuave666

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Ice cream will forever hold a special place in my heart. I was out with my ex and we got some cheap ice cream and walked around. Feeding each other, as young kids will, I intentionally smeared some on her face. She then jumped on me and rubbed her face on mine, licking it off each other in public. Luckily we were in close proximity to her place, and thus began my introduction of food into the bedroom.
 
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