"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Seduction Based Magik Spells

Dr. Feelgood

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Yo guys whats up?

This is Dr. Feelgood here, first time poster, long time admirer from afar :eek:

I saw you all got that speed seduction stuff in the DJ bible. I see that relies heavily on NLP.

Now. I can already say someone is gonna call me out for being a troll. I am not.

Now that we have that out of the way.

Has anyone ever tried to use a magik spell before to seduce a woman. Not magic, like that Mystery tart that moves his hands around really fast and makes you think he made a salt shaker disappear.

Poof.

But real magik. With a "K".

When I was in middle school, there was this girl. People called her the "Blaire Witch Project" because she did magik. She cast spells. And I guess it made sh*t happen. My question is, does anyone know if a spell would work to make a woman fall in love with you. This is basically the only thing I've got left going for me. I look terrible. I'm fat. I'm poor. And you can try and DJ it up as much as you want, but when you look awful, are fat, and you can't even afford a car, you can't pull so well. I was thinking if anyone had the right spell, I could go down to the grocery store and pick up some nutmeg or cloves and whatever.

So, just let me know. Thanks for the help guys!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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joverby

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I normally don't disclose thse secrets so easily but you seem like you could really use the help. My father and his father and his father before him etc... all were wizards. Upon the age of 13 my father started to teach me the ways of the craft.

Luckily for you the seduction spell is a pretty easy one and was the second spell I learned!

However you'll need more than nutmeg and cloves. But it does use a 1/4 cup nutmeg, weird you guessed that.

PM me for the secret recipe and instructions.
 

I'm in the Mood

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lol that reminds me of a girl I knew who told me she knew witchcraft...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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