"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Seduce my wife

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Bubba Smith

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Is anyone interested in seducing my wife and then telling me about it. I know it sounds strange but the idea of her having sex with another man really turns me on but she has told me that there is no way she is going to do it. I almost had her talked into it a while ago but the time with her friend just got to the point where he fingered her while she gave him a hand job but she lost interest after that. She has put on some pounds and feels insecure about her looks. I think she just needs someone to show her a little attention. I can be contacted via email at
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Billtx49

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So, let me get this straight Bubba. You are now actively pimping out your wife when she is not into it ?
 
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