"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know

Blue Phoenix

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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diplomatic_lies

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Well you have men writing about women, so I guess there's bound to be women writing about men.

You know, its funny, guys often rag about how women read books with conniving strategies to get men. But those same guys read about using fake stories and deceptive routines to get women.
 

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Renowned relationship expert Barbara de Angelis, Ph.d reveals:

Secrets about sex that men will never tell you
And that we wouldn't tell our buddies in the bathroom, because we simply don't talk in the bathroom.
Which men spell trouble from the start
T-R-O-U-B-L-E. I spelled it!... what do I get?
How to get the man you love to open up
See next quote.
The six biggest mistakes women make with men
1. Talking to their girlfriends.
The five biggest mysteries about men.
Why do we have nipples?
What men say versus what they really mean.
Women read so much into things that they invent things which don't even exist.
Why men always want to be right
Because we value truth and objectivity. Men are bent on knowing and understanding the world as it actually is, because there is only one reality, one truth, while women are bent on deconstructing it to mean nothing ("That's only your opinion... it's all relative").
Men's top twenty sexual turn-offs
Yup, being on top.
How to get as much as you give
Was taught to us in kindergarten and women need a book to learn what that is?

Blue Phoenix: I think it´s pretty strange a woman talk about men... that reminded me of the book "women from mars":
I wonder what is the woman's PhD. Hopefully for her it's better than John Gray, PhD, author of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. As revealed by a wonderful episode of Penn & Teller's genius show Bullsh*t!, John doesn't actually hold a degree in anything but rather he bought his doctoral from one of those online websites. For all you guys who think John Gray is an idiot, there is your proof.
 

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a+ post deep dish. i also find this stuff incredibly hilarious/retarded.
 

THE_ADDMAN

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Gee, well thanks Deep Dish!

you blew all the best parts :rolleyes:


;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Deep Dish said:
Because we value truth and objectivity. Men are bent on knowing and understanding the world as it actually is, because there is only one reality, one truth, while women are bent on deconstructing it to mean nothing ("That's only your opinion... it's all relative").

Awesome.
 
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