Secret to getting girls to approach you: get a puppy

[dk1990S111]

Yesterday I went with a buddy of mine down to the pier to walk his 14 week old german shepherd puppy. He let me hold the leash and had me do all the talking when people would ask about the puppy. I was crazy how many girls went out of their way to run over and pet him and ask about him. One HB8 went inside a liquor store while I was standing outside waiting for my buddy to get water. She walked in and turned right around after being in the store 2 seconds and came up and just said "Im sorry I just cant resist your puppy" lol too funny.

Thought the whole "I just want to meet your dog" thing on tinder was stupid but if it works as well on there as it works in person then I can see that they really will swipe right just for a picture of you with a dog.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

I second this. When we first got our German Shepherd, we didn't have a leash for him so we had to hold him in our arms like a little baby. His ears were half flopped over and he was an adorable little thing. People, especially chicks approached us all the time asking if they could pet him. He was really shy too and they loved him even more. He was only a few weeks old back then. Never thought of using it to my advantage for chicks though. I assume it definitely could, especially if you are some big masculine hunk. They'd take it as you having a sweet side or some stupid **** like that and it would definitely help imo.

 

[Killakittie]

The secret to get girls to approach you?

Pretend that they don't exist. The hamster can't handle "perceived" lack of interest in a world that teaches every girl is a Disney Princess.

 

[El Payaso]

Yup. I second this. Get a dog if you can afford it.

 

[wifehunter]

Tarantula!!!

I mean... It's small and furry, right? (Verbal irony)

 

[PeasantPlayer]

This is nothing new at all come on

 

[dustmuffin]

Why would I want a dog to get chicks? Big dogs stink up the house and are a bottomless pit of need. You can't just pick up and go somewhere for a few days without having them boarded. My ex-wife turned me off dogs. She would cook special dinners for the dog and I had to fend for myself. She would ask me if she was a good dog mom. Crap like that.

Plus she sucks as a parent. Treated the dogs better than her own offspring. Oh well, I learned a lot from her. The more you do for a woman the less you get. Her kids hate her and can't wait till they can move out. They love me. The love of your children is much better than a dog. Yes...I may be a bit bitter about it. But in the end I'm glad she divorced me. Best thing that could've happened.

I may get a dog eventually. Right now my cats suite me just fine.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I've noticed that dog owners almost always lose perspective that it's an animal. The dog becomes human, and more often than not, superior to human in their minds.

Kissing, the dog, sleeping with it, thinking it's cute when it's licking the dishes in the open dishwasher (I see that a lot).

dustmuffin, I'm glad you got out.

 

[TheProspect]

Yup. I second this. Get a dog if you can afford it.

And have the time and commitment (10+ years) for it.

I'm not really about "treat your pets like family" stuff, but a dog will probably be valued more by a owner whose sole purpose is not to use the dog to get ass lol.

But having/playing with a dog definitely ups your value to women, and playing with children (appropriately, obviously) is like porn for women, whether they're a slvt or not.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

Dogs shows unconditional love, something 99 percent of won't get from our friends family or relationships. And I have had many dogs who didn't stray because of a lack of food, which seems to be a theory on here?

 

[daddymonsterpoodle]

I have a puppy. She is pretty cool. I didn't get her to get laid but she is a great icebreaker.
II heard about a bumper sticker that said ”dear lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am."

 

[Weaver]

You don't deserve a dog if you value consorting with skanks more than canine companionship. Dogs before hos.

 

[dk1990S111]

Ya not saying you should get one just for getting girls attention lol but it is insane how you go from just another guy walking down the street to having every girl that crosses your path looking at you and your dog. People driving by and there were girls yelling "omg a puppy!!!" out the window lol

Just never thought it would have such a huge effect.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I've been saying the same things for years.

Animal welfare charities are a very easy way to meet girls. There are a lot of ways to volunteer that aren't much work, like standing in a Petsmart on a Saturday, trying to adopt out a shelter dog. If you don't want to own a dog permanently, you can foster one, which is letting the dog live with you until someone else adopts him.