ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
P D G H M P D G
P H M W M L Y W O
O F F 6 I M U S S G
P - Forgive me
P H M W M L Y W O
O F F 6 I M U S S G
P - Forgive me
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
secret code, can you guess the answer
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Maybe if your intelligent enough to break down such a simple code...
Here's the first line
Please dear god help me, please dear god
and the last line
Please forgive me
Here's the first line
Please dear god help me, please dear god
and the last line
Please forgive me
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Just using the first letter of the word isn't a "code" because the words could be anything, it's not a one-to-one situation; it's more of a guessing game..a kinda of "figure out that it could be".
so yeah lol I have no idea. except for "P H M" in the second line is obviously "please help me". or pie hooking monkeys
so yeah lol I have no idea. except for "P H M" in the second line is obviously "please help me". or pie hooking monkeys
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Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
That's the most retarded "code" I've ever seen. From your little hints it sounds more like a desperate cry for help. What's wrong, buddy?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
legolas
Master Don Juan
he's got way too much time on his hands that's what's wrong (19+ posts per day)