"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Second lay in 3 days - POF

Zarky

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That's great, and I'm sure there are plenty of people who are sick of getting laid, but why would you be on a web site talking about getting laid if that were the case? Makes no rational sense.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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incognito42

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Where did I say I was sick of it? You can't understand why chasing pvssy wouldn't be the only thing I'd b interested in life. I'm sorry that you're not understanding. I just don't get why you'd attack NN on a personal level for trying to help others

I'm happy for your success there. Keep it up bro. Btw, I managed 3 in 3 nights ;p...had a 4th lined up but I flaked to smoke weed and play games lol
 

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incognito42 said:
I just don't get why you'd attack NN on a personal level for trying to help others

No big deal dude. I find these wacky bastards on this site hilarious!
 

Zarky

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LOL if anyone can point to a "personal" attack I've made then please do. Questioning somebody's ability to give advice on how to get laid online when that person has made no attempts to get laid online is hardly a "personal" attack.

SMH
 
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