"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Search him, then I will kill you" WTF, this girl said this to me in the bar

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Some crazy drunk chick came up to me as I was watching some dude who had just basically passed out on the floor. He wasn't my friend and there were others trying to help him so don't even think about getting on your high horse.

Anyway as I stood there watching this guy, some girl, quite hot as well, came up to me and motioned towards the guy on the floor. She then PLACED AN EMPTY GLASS OVER HER MOUTH (wtf) and said "Search him....then I will kill you.) Then waited for some kind of response.

I don't even.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Was she afraid you were going to search money and values on him taking advantage of his unconsciousness?

Anyway girls should make no threats at all, and if they do they have no right to complain when they are taken seriously and knocked out as men.
 
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It's Bane, from The Dark Knight Rises. Google is your friend.
 
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Wilko said:
It's Bane, from The Dark Knight Rises. Google is your friend.
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:crackup: you totally missed a perfect shot then, she was coming on to you. or at least trying to initiate a conversation:crackup:

NVM we all miss them sometimes :)
 
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Purefilth said:
:crackup: you totally missed a perfect shot then, she was coming on to you. or at least trying to initiate a conversation:crackup:

NVM we all miss them sometimes :)
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That sucks. Sounds like she was hot, funny and a fan of TDKR. Oh well. That's what you get for not supporting Batman. Better luck next time, Toast.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Toast123 said:
Anyway as I stood there watching this guy, some girl, quite hot as well, came up to me and motioned towards the guy on the floor. She then PLACED AN EMPTY GLASS OVER HER MOUTH (wtf) and said "Search him....then I will kill you.) Then waited for some kind of response.
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Lol'd IRL wow hahaha
 
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