"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Search him, then I will kill you" WTF, this girl said this to me in the bar

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Some crazy drunk chick came up to me as I was watching some dude who had just basically passed out on the floor. He wasn't my friend and there were others trying to help him so don't even think about getting on your high horse.

Anyway as I stood there watching this guy, some girl, quite hot as well, came up to me and motioned towards the guy on the floor. She then PLACED AN EMPTY GLASS OVER HER MOUTH (wtf) and said "Search him....then I will kill you.) Then waited for some kind of response.

I don't even.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Was she afraid you were going to search money and values on him taking advantage of his unconsciousness?

Anyway girls should make no threats at all, and if they do they have no right to complain when they are taken seriously and knocked out as men.
 
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It's Bane, from The Dark Knight Rises. Google is your friend.
 
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Wilko said:
It's Bane, from The Dark Knight Rises. Google is your friend.
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:crackup: you totally missed a perfect shot then, she was coming on to you. or at least trying to initiate a conversation:crackup:

NVM we all miss them sometimes :)
 
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Purefilth said:
:crackup: you totally missed a perfect shot then, she was coming on to you. or at least trying to initiate a conversation:crackup:

NVM we all miss them sometimes :)
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That sucks. Sounds like she was hot, funny and a fan of TDKR. Oh well. That's what you get for not supporting Batman. Better luck next time, Toast.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Toast123 said:
Anyway as I stood there watching this guy, some girl, quite hot as well, came up to me and motioned towards the guy on the floor. She then PLACED AN EMPTY GLASS OVER HER MOUTH (wtf) and said "Search him....then I will kill you.) Then waited for some kind of response.
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Lol'd IRL wow hahaha
 
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