Scripted C&F in a cold approach

[wheelin&dealin]

Here's a few lines I gave 2 girls a few minutes ago. You can use these with any cold approach. All you have to do is ask their age and then get their number and the ****y funny lines fall right into place.

Me: You guys from around here?
Her: Yep, from west vancouver
Me: How old are you?
Her: 20
Me: Really... you look like you're both well over 30.

*both girls look at each other in amazment that I just said that*

Me: blah, blah, blah
Her: blah, blah, blah


Me: Why don't you guys write down your number for me

*she does*

Me: Ok, I'll give you a call sometime...

Me: *then under my breath* ...actually, I probably won't.

*They both look shocked again*

*I walk away*

 

[dirtyvibe]

thats horrible.. its not funny at all its just mean.

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Originally posted by dirtyvibe
thats horrible.. its not funny at all its just mean.

It's actually as funny as hell!

They knew I was kidding somewhat, they were just shocked that someone what come up to them and drop lines like that. If you saw the expression on their face you would agree that it worked like a charm. They gave me the open mouth, kinda smile, that implied you're mean as hell but I'm really attracted to you look.

Most women will be intrigued by your personality if you drop ****y/mean/joking lines. They will be like
"Who is this guy?"
"Why is he so mean, funny and uncaring towards me?"
"I'm violently attracted to his I don't give a sh*t attitude"
"If he treats the hot girls like sh*t, he can probably get any girl he wants because he doesn't have to kiss their a$$"

 

[MightyMate]

I dont belive this **** is working. Maybe for HB6. But i ****in rate for HB9 and nothing less.

 

[thefonz]

No he's right, that is pretty funny

 

[Julian]

i like to guess a chicks age younger then what she is..

"so, your like, 17?"

most girls i meet are around my age (20-21) so their jaw drops usually and we have a laugh. then they ask my age and ill lie and say im 25. its a fun game to play. i call it, guess my age before my **** goes into your mouth BIATCH!