"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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School Dance was Tonight

volfe

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So, the Winter Formal at my school was tonight. At first I was thinking that I wasnt going to go because I just broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago and I didn't want things to go awkwardly at a dance. But, then I learned that she had a date to the dance, so I whooped for joy because I could go completely guilt free.

So I started dancing, and at first my old cowardly self got in the way of me asking people. But then I started asking people left and right. I'd look them straight in the eye and say "hey, let's dance" in a sensual voice. Every one I asked said yes, and many of them were super enthusiastic.

One girl came up to me and said "come with me!". She took me out on the floor and started grinding like normal. But then she took my hands and put them right on her ***** (over the dress). I don't really fancy her, so I didn't do anything much, but when we were slow dancing she kissed my neck so I kind of nuzzled and kissed hers because I don't want to burn any bridges, even if I don't like her now.

I went over to a group of girls that were dancing and I started break dancing a bit. I'm not great, but I'm better than anyone at my school (I'm white in a totally white school, hehe). After that all of the girls surrounded me and ground me all at once. This one really cute chick out of them (HB 8.5), I decided to ask to dance one-on-one. She said yeah really enthusiastically and I danced a few with her. While we were slow-dancing she kept squeezing me tighter and she was breathing pretty hard because I was sort of moving my fingers over her bare back really sensually. I didn't get the kiss-close because her friends interrupted us in the middle of the song to tell her they had to leave. But another of her friends that stayed said that I had made HB8.5's night.

So, I'm feeling pretty good. Confidence rules! and it only makes you more confident!!

P.S- I danced with more than 50 different girls tonight :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Craig Reeves

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volfe said:
So, the Winter Formal at my school was tonight. At first I was thinking that I wasnt going to go because I just broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago and I didn't want things to go awkwardly at a dance. But, then I learned that she had a date to the dance, so I whooped for joy because I could go completely guilt free.

So I started dancing, and at first my old cowardly self got in the way of me asking people. But then I started asking people left and right. I'd look them straight in the eye and say "hey, let's dance" in a sensual voice. Every one I asked said yes, and many of them were super enthusiastic.

One girl came up to me and said "come with me!". She took me out on the floor and started grinding like normal. But then she took my hands and put them right on her ***** (over the dress). I don't really fancy her, so I didn't do anything much, but when we were slow dancing she kissed my neck so I kind of nuzzled and kissed hers because I don't want to burn any bridges, even if I don't like her now.

I went over to a group of girls that were dancing and I started break dancing a bit. I'm not great, but I'm better than anyone at my school (I'm white in a totally white school, hehe). After that all of the girls surrounded me and ground me all at once. This one really cute chick out of them (HB 8.5), I decided to ask to dance one-on-one. She said yeah really enthusiastically and I danced a few with her. While we were slow-dancing she kept squeezing me tighter and she was breathing pretty hard because I was sort of moving my fingers over her bare back really sensually. I didn't get the kiss-close because her friends interrupted us in the middle of the song to tell her they had to leave. But another of her friends that stayed said that I had made HB8.5's night.

So, I'm feeling pretty good. Confidence rules! and it only makes you more confident!!

P.S- I danced with more than 50 different girls tonight :D
Congratulations man I'm glad you had fun!
 
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