Augustus_McCrae
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Does anyone know if scaramouche is still around? Been a long time since I’ve seen him on here.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Scaramouche still around?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
All hail Augustus noblest Caesor of them all,
You've missed me?...I am touched...rumours of my Death are a trifle exaggerated,as when I last looked everything was still percolating,bubbling along nicely thanks to God...The life force is still strong within me,still playing the misspent philander...Though 74 (The Site doesn't adjust your age with the passing years) Dance four times a week,Garden,Hunt (More Rabbits than Pvssy these days) Spend a bit of time down at my Coastal Cabin,very active,just going out to dive my hands into the bowels of my '87 Ford...nearly half a million miles now...accidentally backfired the other day...bent five push rods bvgger it,so a head gasket,valve grind,should see me on the road for $150...try doing that in your Japanese Shvit box LOL...Women?...Yeah still get the odd bit of stray,saw a Woman driving by yesterday very similar looking to an old flame of fifteen or so years ago...On a whim I sent her an E.Mail,thanking her for waving to me and asking if she would like a coffee meet?...A new tactic...things like that keep you young Ha-ha...In the main confine myself to the embraces of my Chinese Lady,find a good one and you will never go back to the Westerners...So how are you Augustus?Regards,Scarra.
You've missed me?...I am touched...rumours of my Death are a trifle exaggerated,as when I last looked everything was still percolating,bubbling along nicely thanks to God...The life force is still strong within me,still playing the misspent philander...Though 74 (The Site doesn't adjust your age with the passing years) Dance four times a week,Garden,Hunt (More Rabbits than Pvssy these days) Spend a bit of time down at my Coastal Cabin,very active,just going out to dive my hands into the bowels of my '87 Ford...nearly half a million miles now...accidentally backfired the other day...bent five push rods bvgger it,so a head gasket,valve grind,should see me on the road for $150...try doing that in your Japanese Shvit box LOL...Women?...Yeah still get the odd bit of stray,saw a Woman driving by yesterday very similar looking to an old flame of fifteen or so years ago...On a whim I sent her an E.Mail,thanking her for waving to me and asking if she would like a coffee meet?...A new tactic...things like that keep you young Ha-ha...In the main confine myself to the embraces of my Chinese Lady,find a good one and you will never go back to the Westerners...So how are you Augustus?Regards,Scarra.
@Scaramouche great to see you still living the life man. I'm still with my Chinese nursie two and a half years down the road. Bit crazy with a new job but I ll pm you when I've got a bit more time
Augustus_McCrae
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@Scaramouche,
Glad to see you’re very much still alive and kicking. When I first came to the forum I Always found your comments entertaining and colorful.
I ended a five-year relationship with a real beauty, a cross between Ava Gardner and Raquel Welch. Alas, she wanted to get married but I just couldn’t do it. But it turned out to be all for the best. Was spinning plates for a while, then met a girl next-door type. We’ve been together two years now.
Still riding my motorcycle, Took up golfing after a two decade hiatus and really enjoying it. Will stop paying alimony this year which will put $1000 extra every month in my pocket which I’m going to use to do some traveling.
So you and the Chinese lady are still together Eh? That’s great my friend.
All the best.
-Augustus-
Glad to see you’re very much still alive and kicking. When I first came to the forum I Always found your comments entertaining and colorful.
I ended a five-year relationship with a real beauty, a cross between Ava Gardner and Raquel Welch. Alas, she wanted to get married but I just couldn’t do it. But it turned out to be all for the best. Was spinning plates for a while, then met a girl next-door type. We’ve been together two years now.
Still riding my motorcycle, Took up golfing after a two decade hiatus and really enjoying it. Will stop paying alimony this year which will put $1000 extra every month in my pocket which I’m going to use to do some traveling.
So you and the Chinese lady are still together Eh? That’s great my friend.
All the best.
-Augustus-