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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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says she might be pregnant. really scared

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I posted a couple weeks ago about how me and my friend had sex with this girl. Well now she calls my friend up saying that she might be pregnant. She claims she's been peeing a lot, bleeding (which I think is her PERIOD but she claims it might be something else. wtf), and has been dizzy.

Anyways She's acting like it's either me or my friend that did it.

Although I don't see how it could be me.

I was with her for about 5 minutes, had a condom on the WHOLE time, and pulled out the second I felt like I was gonna cvm. It took me about 45 seconds of whacking over her chest before I cam on her chest. Not anywhere near her vagina. Afterwards I wiped it up with a shirt.

So how the fvck could it be me?!?!?! if she is pregnant.

My friend was with her for about 40 minutes and claims he had a condom on the whole time as well.

This shvt is really bothering me and she's gonna find out if she's pregnant or not on wednesday. Going to some lab place or somthing.

But yea once again I wore a condom the whole time and pulled out as soon as I thought i was gonnna cvm and then about 45 seconds later finished on her chest.

Am i ****ed?

what are my chances?

what do you guys think?
 

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If you wore a condom AND you pulled out, there's pretty much no chance it's from you. I mean come on, condoms are 98% effective by themselves even if you do come in her with them on. You're fine dude trust me.
 

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Biggie is right, you used a condom and didnt even *** inside her, yuor ok. She called your mate, maybe she thinks it is his, even if she is pregnant. More likely than not it sounds like she has got a urinary tract infection or something, which you can get from too much sex as well as double dipping (wont go in to too much detail). You need to also remember some of us girls are pure *****es, and if you dont call us after sleeping with us, we will pull the 'I could be pregnant' card.... not that I have done this, but you never know what kind of a bastard is gonna cross your path in the future, who u may want to use it on.
 

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The chick is an idiot.

Bleeding is a sign you are NOT pregnant. (either period or misscarrage)

Peeing alot is a sign that is very late in pregnancey as the weight of the baby presses on your bladder. In this early stage the fetus is about the size of a peach-pit, if that big.

The early sign of pregnancy is throwing up in the mornings.
 

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women always think they are pregnant. I pretend to listen then go on about my day knowing only a test result matters in this regard.
 

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WaterTiger said:
The chick is an idiot.

Bleeding is a sign you are NOT pregnant. (either period or misscarrage)
Yea but isn't there something called implanation bleeding?

Idk I think there might be a chance she is full of bs because we offered to buy here a home pregnancy test and she said things like

"My mom told me those aren't accurate"

"That won't work for me"

"Those things arn't accurate"

"They'll be too much blood to get an accurate reading"

After a while it was almost as if she was doing everything she could to make sure we DIDN'T get her a home pregnancy test.

Also it might be an attention thing. I think she's out for my friends neck if you know what i mean. She sent him a text full of **** like "I think I'm pregnant with your kid and if anything is wrong with me my mom says your paying for it!"

I asked this other friend i have if i could talk to his older brother about this becuase he's pretty cool. He's 30. He told me girls do shvt like this sometimes. Making up shvt and saying that they're pregnant when there not.

Even if she is pregnant I don't see how it could be from me. I mean the chances are like .05% I think.

I wore a condom the whole time and didn't even cvm inside her. Either way this shvt is really bothering me and I hope it goes away soon.
 

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well two things were the condoms hers?(sabotage) and did any of you leave the condoms at her house?
 

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londonzen said:
well two things were the condoms hers?(sabotage) and did any of you leave the condoms at her house?
No and No

my GUT tells me not to worry that much. Even if she is pregnant (she gets around) No fvcking way I could have done it.

I think we're dealing with a possible attention ***** who's trying to get attention from my friend. I asked her on the phone if she honestly thought it could have been me.

her reply

"not really"

but you never fvcking know. To be honest I'm really just more pissed off at the situation I've been put in. She very well could be pregnant because I think she is a slvt but I'm like 98% sure it's not me. But the whole thing is scary. My friend acts like he doesn't give a fvck and is started to annoy me as well. He's always doing shvt like that. I'm thinking about ending the friendship with him as well
 

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btownbuck2012 said:
No and No

my GUT tells me not to worry that much. Even if she is pregnant (she gets around) No fvcking way I could have done it.

I think we're dealing with a possible attention ***** who's trying to get attention from my friend. I asked her on the phone if she honestly thought it could have been me.

her reply

"not really"

Now, I'm real tempted to call you a pvssy right here. Because you are acting like one. Ole Scary ass! You know you didn't bust in her, and you wiped it up. Your a man, act like one. Use your fvcking logic son. Your brain and your gut ain't lying and neither is this slvt. Come on. Grow a pair.

As for this **** here....this is some pure faggotry plain and simple.

but you never fvcking know. To be honest I'm really just more pissed off at the situation I've been put in. She very well could be pregnant because I think she is a slvt but I'm like 98% sure it's not me. But the whole thing is scary. My friend acts like he doesn't give a fvck and is started to annoy me as well. He's always doing shvt like that. I'm thinking about ending the friendship with him as well
There is no situation. This is the game son. You know she's a slvt, somebody has busted in that ass. Your friend doesn't care cause he's a player in the game, not some symp who gets riled up over what some dumb hor says. Your gonna end your friendship? You need to be learning from this guy. He knows the score, you do not. That's why you are scared and he is not. You don't trust yourself, your eyes, your condoms, your brain, or your gut. FEAR OWNS YOU. It does not own him and you hate him for it? MAN UP.
 

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Those symptoms are not of pregnancy, she probably contracted herpes! You two cats got the Super Herps now!
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

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Gangster Of Love said:
Those symptoms are not of pregnancy, she probably contracted herpes! You two cats got the Super Herps now!
Seriously. It's not funny and your not helping. This kid is already scared enough as it is. Grow up a bit.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Now, I'm real tempted to call you a pvssy right here. Because you are acting like one. Ole Scary ass! You know you didn't bust in her, and you wiped it up. Your a man, act like one. Use your fvcking logic son. Your brain and your gut ain't lying and neither is this slvt. Come on. Grow a pair. QUOTE]

Dude Warrior I appreciate what you said. It made me feel alot better. And Your right when I really think about things my Gut makes me feel alot better. It's just that im 19 dude. I don't need this kind of **** right now. I'm heading off to college in the fall and just want it to go away.
 

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Tell your friend that he's in NO danger for 9 months.

Then demand she have the baby get a DNA test before he gives her a single penny!

This girl sounds like a total fruitcake. You & your buddy have no idea if the baby is his, or some guy she boffed a week before.

Pregnancy tests are like 95% accurate no matter what her Mommy says. wait till she gets the results back and ask to SEE the papaerwork from the clinic. Don't just take her word and start paying for stuff.

Even if she's pregnant, don't marry her or give her any money till she can PROVE you or your friend are the biological father of the child...

...Then sue her for custody on the grounds she's an unfit mother.
 

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update:

She told my buddy she had a blood test today and won't know the results until Friday or maybe sooner.

wtf?

I think this is some real bullshvt now but I don't know much about these blood tests.
 

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btownbuck2012 said:
update:

She told my buddy she had a blood test today and won't know the results until Friday or maybe sooner.

wtf?

I think this is some real bullshvt now but I don't know much about these blood tests.
this is complete bullsh!t. she is a liar!
i am a mother of four.
the blood test takes less than five minutes and you get the results before you leave.
they don't have to send it off to the lab. it's so simple, they take the blood and go test it and come back. it takes as long as a pee test to tell if you are pregnant but it is more accurate than the pee test.
 

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penkitten said:
this is complete bullsh!t. she is a liar!
i am a mother of four.
the blood test takes less than five minutes and you get the results before you leave.
they don't have to send it off to the lab. it's so simple, they take the blood and go test it and come back. it takes as long as a pee test to tell if you are pregnant but it is more accurate than the pee test.

Penkitten it's people like you and Warrior and a couple real good friends of mine who have made me feel A TON better about this whole situation and I really do appreciate your input.

When he called me today and told me that she would get her results around friday My first instinct was "BULLSH!T DUDE!" and to be honest That's been my gut instinct about this whole thing....it's bullsh!t.


The only contact she has to us is through my friend and he changed his number so I think we're good. But yea we're both under the impression that she's full of it and is just trying to get some attention.
 

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This thread reminds me of a vignette from The Game by Neil Strauss where one of Mystery's girlfriends is worried that she's pregnant. As it turns out, she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and instead of a pregnancy test, she bought an ovulation test.

At her 20-something age, she is, in fact, still fertile.
 

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Evzone said:
At her 20-something age, she is, in fact, still fertile.
I'm dumb. Is that good or bad
 
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